Dear all,(I'm in tears as I type this, with help from a dear friend.) It is with deep sorrow that I have to tell you all that my sight is deteriorating at a great speed, I am finding it increasingly difficul to read an email from you, I do not want you to think I am ignoring you when I don't reply. It is soo frustrating that even with aids I have to give in to defeat. ...
People lie for many reasons. Some think they are obligated to lie about their abilities in order to get ahead in this competitive world. Others try to cover up errors or guilt with lies. Still others...
Did you know that there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump....
This Haley storyline is sad, is it rumoured that she is leaving then? Is it going to be their xmas storyline ? Lets hope Karl is tumbled before the wedding. Will we know who the father of Kylies baby...
A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area. >>> The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.. >>> >>> He lifts up her skirt and...
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father." "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY. "But that's right son!" says his...
A Frenchman, an Italian and an American are heading off to war when the Frenchman bragged that he made love to his wife 3 times last night to say goodbye. “Yeah, well I made love to my wife 6 times...
A mother was worried that her three-year-old son was unusually precocious, and took him to a psychiatrist. "Right," said the shrink, "We'll just try a few simple tests." To the boy, he said "Say a few...
My Uncle will be 80 years old in November, there is a secret do being held at the 'Holiday Inn' with a Jazz band so everything is going smoothly. My biggest problem is what to get as a gift, I'm...
Ok, so not quite 'stars', but tiny little bright lights/lines before my eyes. If I bed around, like to wash in the shower, then turn back, it happens. It's almost like little electricity 'lines'...
Angie & Christine had met up for lunch in town & then a bit of retail therapy. Their conversation turned to cosmetic surgery. Angie said "did I tell you I am having a boob-job next month"? "You don't...
Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we should get her for this," said the first boy." I agree. We'll...
A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision. "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever room you choose, the person in that...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with...
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/transfer-news-tottenham-accept-93mincluding-fabio-coentrao-offer-from-real-madrid-for-gareth-bale--reports-8776888.html It is now strongly...