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A.A.A.D.D

With apologies if this has been posted before. A.A.A.D.D. - - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the...

NoMercy

Movie Lines You just Love...

Rhett Butler: What kind of a ring would you like? Scarlett O'Hara: A diamond ring, Rhett, and do buy a great big one! :-) Hit me with your all-time favourites......

Jemisa

The medical...

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor"s for a medical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How...

tinkerbell23

I thought id be rid of this now :0( Really struggling to sleep the past few nights! Same old troubles i had before with the silly thoughts that wake me up or keep me awake!! Im off today (mon) anyway,...

eyethenkyew

3rd Child Dies: Your Heart Goes Out To The Families.

http://news.uk.msn.co...es-in-canoe-tragedy-1 Out of six people in the canoe, three children dead, one of the fathers is missing presumed drowned. They were on Loch Gairloch, an extremely large...

NoMercy

When was the last time...

You said, "Holy Sh1t!"? And why? :-)...

petesgrayz

Cats messing in your garden.

How do you stops cats fouling the lawn.

ELVIS68

Now wash your hands!.....

I was in a pub the other day and drank a few too many beers, when I got the feeling that I was going to be sick. I ran to the bathroom only to discover that the only cubicle was occupied. My only...

pdq1

How Big is the universe?

Horizon should tell us on BBC2 tonight. For an amateur couldn't they just use the time since the big bang and the expansion rate using one of Newton's Laws?...

abuharu262

Describe how you view John Lewis as an employer.

kloofnek

E-READER

My daughter is going to buy me an E-Reader.Today,I have received an email from Mighty Deals with an offer for one,instead of £129,is £49.99. I don`t want her to pay too much as I will not...

excelsior-1

curse of the were-rabbit

watching it now, on bbc1. besides being a great film, my late father was a fan of wallace and gromit - and i informed him many months before its' release, that it was coming. he had terminal prostate...

cupid04

Have they....

Found that pesky lion yet or is it all a huge hoax? Is it safe for the people of St. Osyth to open their windows and doors yet?...

Jemisa

Take a bottle of...

A gentleman called a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "this is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating...

gadgetgeek

Toilet signage

When male cleaners are operating in female toilets/showers should signs be displayed? Is this law? My wife was not impressed when seeing a make cleaner in the ladies toilet/shower block at our holiday...

madmaggot

Can't cook/don't cook?

I'm always intrigued when people, on tv etc, say 'oh I can't cook' or 'I don't cook'; what on earth do these people eat?

bluebird34

Scones

I have visitors coming in the morning and i would like to serve them fresh scones. I wont have time to make them in the morning so would it be best to make the scone dough tonight and cook it in the...

BobbyBobBob

Fear of flying

My mother in law has a fear of flying. Can anybody recommend any decent courses available to help cure her fear. She has been on planes before but she absolutely hates it and just feels extremely I'll...

carlton23

Loud Boom

Last evening whilst watching TV, a very loud Boooom was emitted from somewhere which shook my house, and which made my O/H and I think a bomb or cannon had fired outside in my garden. This same thing...

dotty.

Whingers on eBay

sold a 25 year old ornament on ebay (for 99p!) and the woman who bought it has left nuetral feedback with just the words 'well used', it's a fekkin souvenir ornament that mum brought back from holland...

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