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wendilla

Spacestation sighting over UK this evening

There are 2 sightings 9 59 pm for 6 mins SW departing E 2nd sighting 11 35 pm for 3 mins W departing WSW Should be clear again to night. Don't forget to look out for the line up of the moon venus and...
17:06 Fri 10th Aug 20129 answers, last by wendilla 21:27 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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marval

Plane Dummy

Always wondering about the pleasure of flying a plane an airplane cleaner came early one morning to clean the plane and saw a book "How to fly an airplane for dummies. Part I" on pilot's...
21:09 Thu 09th Aug 20127 answers, last by marval 21:28 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Cock-A- Doodle-Dooo... _______-

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah,...
21:56 Thu 09th Aug 20129 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:55 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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marval

No Way

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in...
18:18 Fri 10th Aug 20127 answers, last by HELPLOVELIVELIFE 02:37 Fri 07th Sep 2012
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Dee Sa

OLYMPIC VILLAGE

dont know if people will think this daft but ....... do the athletes etc pay for their meals, hairdressers and other facilities in the Olympic village ? I say free but more practical members of our...
06:06 Fri 10th Aug 20123 answers, last by dotty. 10:50 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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hollie1586

Saggy boobs!

My mum is very interested to know if a world record been set for the worlds saggiest boobs?? And before anyone says I am being nasty, she has asked me to ask you!
19:51 Thu 09th Aug 201230 answers, last by mamyalynne 23:32 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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JonnyBoy12

I hope you will not think it is "bird brained" of me to post this question.

I, like many others, have a bird table and bird bath in my back yard. I have bought some bird seed for our feathered friends but it does not last 5 minutes. I got if from the local pet shop but it is...
19:26 Thu 09th Aug 201217 answers, last by TheWinner 20:22 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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kendra20

how low can some people sink.

I have just come ba ck from the vets after picking up my dog. I told the nurse to put my change into the RSPCA charity box. she told me THE BOX STOLEN WHILE SHE WAS IN BACK OF OFFICE. AND IT WAS FULL...
16:04 Thu 09th Aug 201236 answers, last by triggerhippy 20:01 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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askyourgran

The Gay Cowboy..

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very attractive woman, but she knew very little about ranching but she was determined to keep the ranch going. So she...
19:24 Thu 09th Aug 20125 answers, last by notafish 20:57 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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Traci66

FAO Mrs Overall

Hi MrsO, I will be in Whitby tomorrow if you fancy a cuppa.
16:27 Thu 09th Aug 201232 answers, last by Traci66 06:59 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Men are just happy people...

Just in case you missed it the first time Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of...
21:37 Wed 08th Aug 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:16 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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McMouse

Ouch.

My mate always cries after sex. Mind you he is in prison.
14:27 Thu 09th Aug 201211 answers, last by sibton 21:56 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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marval

Race

In case some people were not at this race the first time. Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big...
18:14 Thu 09th Aug 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:33 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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wolf63

The hypnotist

Hypnotist Night Out It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the...
18:16 Thu 09th Aug 20124 answers, last by wolf63 19:18 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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kat2206

My 18yr old son wants....

A baby with his girlfriend... They have only been together for approx 5 months for goodness sake. They are both 18yrs old, my son works full time and his girlfriend works part time but also goes to...
17:32 Thu 09th Aug 201230 answers, last by jan01 23:43 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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marval

Tree Sex

Tarzan had lived alone in his jungle kingdom for thirty years with only apes for company and suitably-shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary...
22:00 Mon 06th Aug 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:16 Tue 07th Aug 2012
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dotty.

Just shows how important spelling really is.........

Great Britain have just won Gold Australia have just one Gold :)...
19:21 Mon 06th Aug 201215 answers, last by snags 22:07 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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1960darrenh

Up in court (First Offence)

Police found two jokes that I had posted on Facebook that they considered racist. I was asked to go voluntarily to the station for an interview. Two weeks later I have received a summon to court. This...
16:45 Mon 06th Aug 201231 answers, last by ojread2 06:43 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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queenofmean

Well.....

I survived the laser treatment...just another round in each eye and I'm done....Olly Murs helped me through as did the laugh at mum :)
20:54 Mon 06th Aug 201232 answers, last by parkdale 17:18 Tue 07th Aug 2012
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MissCommando

Puppy shaking after eating?

I've noticed a few times that my puppy can become quite shaky after eating a few mouthfuls of food. What could be the cause of this? Eating too fast? Is it anything to worry about? Thanks
16:38 Thu 02nd Aug 201219 answers, last by MissCommando 15:09 Thu 09th Aug 2012

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