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Beware

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of the dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the...

cupid04

Debt collector.

A debt collector is tracking down a man who owes a huge sum of money. There's no one at his home, so he speaks to a neighbour. 'I'm trying to get in touch with Mr. Johnny Shagbreak,' he says. 'His...

Gavmacp

Answerbank page going to a porn site.

On two occasions my answerbank page has suddenly gone to a pornographic site. This is when I have been using my wife's iPad. Has this happened to anyone else? Serious question so please no wise...

Ann

As you know we had a few days away staying in Royal George Hotel, Birdlip, Gloucs. It was an area we had not been to before so really enjoyed it. Went to Batsford arboretum on the way to Birdlip, can...

TWR

Fireworks!

Would you ban them? should they only be sold to a licened group? No Im not a spoil sport, but thinking about safety.

jinx1231

car key has snapped in ignition

vauxhall vectra 2004plate steering has locket any answers

horseshoes

Casserole beef or Stewing Beef

I have a lovely big piece of "casserole beef". Can I use it to make a beef stew (lob scouse). Thank you.

Connemmara

quick quick answer

Need to buy Halogen heater for my brother who has no central heating. Looked at Argos - what is difference from 1.6kw and 1200w (I think that is right) - is one hotter than the other - quick thanks...

beckyman

english counties jigsaw

Seventy years ago when I was a lad I was given a wooden jigsaw map of England. The county boundaries defined the pieces and they were assembled within a frame which followed the coastline. Does anyone...

Goofy

Wood Burning Stove

Are wood burning stoves going to be eligible for grants under the 'green deal'? I thought I read somewhere they would be, but I might have dreamt it - wishful thinking!

dotty.

And here's a dilemma...

You're a store manager, a customer's 3 year old child is sick on the shop floor and the mother stands there like a lemon, you tell her the store does not have any cleaners as it is contracted out and...

Flyhalf

Everything, Part 2

A little English guy was in a pub in Ireland, and the huge barman challenged him to squeeze any more from a lemon than he could. Only when told it was for charity did he give in. So, big Paud cut a...

Jemisa

The Time is...

While proudly showing off his new flat to friends, a college student led the way into the lounge. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the...

joeluke

Car wash

I was out in the garden when I looked across the road and noticed my sexy neighbour washing her car. She glanced across at me, put the water hose in her mouth and gave me a cheeky wink I walked over...

DTCwordfan

Sex with Twins

My mate's shagging twins who both like it up the rear. I asked him, "How do you tell them apart?" He said, "That's easy, Sally's got massive tits and Derek's got a moustache."...

magsmay

Anyone have horses on here?

Wouldn't it be nice to have an 'Equine' sub topic?

cupid04

Anyones OH...

growing a moustache in November for this men's awareness thingy. Mine had to shave his off first and it's taking it's time growing back. Well he's had it for over thirty years.

Ann

Have you got the SNOW?

Good grief I have just seen this BBC report .... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20197064 Do you live in Somerset, S Gloucestershire, Dorset? Is this true or are they exaggerating?...

hc4361

Chips

Why do people think that me opening a bag of chips is an open invitation for them to help themselves? Drives me mad, it does....

albaqwerty

I have a notion

or I have an ocean. Is a craving for a prawn cocktail wrong, really wrong or dreadful?...

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