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Jemisa

How'd ya feel?...

--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.~~~~~~~~~~ An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... 'Dactor,...
22:50 Wed 17th Oct 201226 answers, last by EvianBaby 13:55 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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Jemisa

The Hat...

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not be blown away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not...
23:01 Sat 13th Oct 20127 answers, last by owdhamer 14:38 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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Jemisa

Its too hot...

" to wear clothes today," my husband said to me, stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbours will think if I mow the grass like this?" he asked. "Probably...
22:17 Sat 08th Sep 20126 answers, last by mrs.chappie 19:32 Sun 09th Sep 2012
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Jemisa

3 Boys.

David Cameron is out jogging and accidentally falls into a very cold river. Three boys see the accident.Without a second thought,they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet Cameron .He then...
12:24 Tue 04th Sep 20127 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:30 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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dotty.

burning a hole in my pocket

bought the box set of the entire Miami Vice series, it will take me yonks to get through it, how should I prepare?
19:50 Sun 02nd Sep 20127 answers, last by headwreck 20:21 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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echokilo

40th celebrations ........

............ I would like to gather some ideas for a 40th birthday celebration ...... nothing too expensive and nothing too wacky!!! Ideas please!!! TIA
06:28 Sat 01st Sep 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:46 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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starone

What is a 'hotty'?

Sorry to be so ignorant of teenage slang but will you tell me exactly what a 'hotty' is supposed to be like? I realise it is a desirable state to be in but what state and what are they supposed to do?...
20:27 Sun 26th Aug 201249 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:21 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

"Olympics"

A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days believe it or not the athletes performed naked. To...
13:50 Mon 13th Aug 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:54 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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quizzywig

Olympics closing ceremony

Well, what can I say? Spice Girls were great, as was Elbow, Ed Sheeran, and the Kaiser Chiefs. But Madness were dreadful and the Pet Shop Boys were embarrassing. How come George Michael got to sing 2...
04:17 Mon 13th Aug 201235 answers, last by quizzywig 14:53 Tue 14th Aug 2012
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Jumbo747

Courgette glut!

I grew 4 courgette plants from seed and now they are like the Triffids! I have cut probably about 20 already (OH is getting a bit tired of them); I have given about half of them away....
12:50 Sun 05th Aug 201221 answers, last by Jumbo747 17:15 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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maggiebee

Irish Mirror

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen...
18:59 Thu 19th Jul 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:56 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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starone

A cup of tea

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living...
19:34 Sat 07th Apr 20125 answers, last by marval 21:34 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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starone

Why men are never depressed

Men Are Just Happier People for the following reasons:- Their last name stays put The garage is all theirs. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be...
14:12 Wed 29th Feb 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:26 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

65 Year old new mother!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the...
10:46 Sun 12th Feb 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 22:51 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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denis567

Some old ones but some good ones

They've opened a new shop across the road selling camouflage clothing but I have my suspicions something weird is going on. Yesterday I saw 20 people go in but I never saw anyone coming out I've been...
21:53 Sun 22nd Jan 20127 answers, last by boxtops 22:37 Mon 23rd Jan 2012
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liskeardgirl

funeral costs

i am looking in to taking out funeral insurance, what would the average cost of a funeral be .
19:52 Wed 12th Oct 20119 answers, last by TOWIE 23:23 Wed 12th Oct 2011
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information

Names for collectors of bookmatches

Hi, Can anyone tell me if there is a name for colletors of bookmatches (I know, apart from get a life), but a friend of mine has literally thousands. Many thanks, Jersey, C.I....
18:44 Tue 30th Aug 201114 answers, last by information 19:15 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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Rickpad

Any info on this painting

Hi everyone. I have a print of a very old oil painting that depicts an old woman sat at a spinning wheel to her right hand side, talking or telling a story to six children knelt in front of her. The...
12:56 Thu 02nd Jun 201113 answers, last by boxtops 10:55 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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Lore

A child at work said...

Miss, What type of monkey can fly? ... A hot air Baboon!...
11:57 Mon 16th May 20119 answers, last by Lore 19:40 Thu 19th May 2011
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gleno1

Days Hotel,Mill Hill,London.

Hi. Hoping to come to London in June for a couple of days and was thinking of staying at the Days Hotel in Mill Hill.Would any of you know if its a long walk to the bus stop that would take us to the...
13:56 Fri 22nd Apr 201111 answers, last by gleno1 06:57 Sat 23rd Apr 2011

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