I have just been informed by my boss that I will be getting a new wide screen to do my work on. As it is I sit hunched up with shoulder pads so he cannot see my screen anyway, (Boss sits behind me)...
A skinny white man goes on holiday to the caribbean and visits the toilets in the airport upon arrival. Whilst having a wee a great big Carribean man walks up to the urinal next to him and pulls out...
Is there such a thing as a national registry for careers advisors? My council have said that I can only visit their careers advisor if I'm on benefits etc. and I don't mind paying, but would like to...
I have something stuck in my throat everytime I swallow I can feel it scratching, I have tried food to get it out, water, trying to make myself sick, what else can I do?
.......makes my skin crawl. Horrible creepy looking bloke with a seriously irritating voice. And the fact that he doesn't seem to be able to eat without getting most of the food around his chops...
A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would...
I can't sing to save my life and therefore only sing when no one around. If I was in a relationship though I'd have to be able to sing in front of my man cus I love singing in the car and stuff. I've...
I rent a room in a shared house so to ensure I pay for my own internet I want to get mobile internet. What are the cheapest deals around and if I am on 02 network on my phone does that mean I can only...
I have a head , I also have a tail I move with a swaggering gait, After a while my tail becomes my head , eventually I dissapear altogether. ( i know the answer just wondering if any one else does)
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she...
Hello there, We have 2 rabbits in their own shed with large run connected to it. We are wanted to put a trellis and cover up the rabbit run as we are redesigning our garden. We want a climbing plant...
On google when you search something you delete what you have searched - your search history - on msn search however I can't seem to do this - is there a way?
did anyone see eastenders last night? i dont really watch it as much as i used to as i think its gone off a bit in my opinion. but ive got to say i thought it was quite touching when ol jim came back...
What are the thingsto look for when buying a laptop to ensure you get a good deal. for example - what size memory and what size ram etc is good? I want something thats fast on the internet, a well...
i had a gf who was out of work for 2 months yet she REFUSED to claim the dole. After paying all the tax and seeing all the immigrants turning up outside the job center in nice cars.... It annoyed me...