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Buenchico
Why not give this a go?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-67621036 (Any takers?) ...
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Rondy
The wife told me the cat needed to be chipped. I only had a 9 iron but I still got it well over the shed.

***************** I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across... ...
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piggynose
Lock him up and throw away the key!  Rant over!  https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67616648 ...
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Hymie
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12819583/John-Lennons-words-revealed-time-witness-new-Apple-TV-documentary-night-Beatle-murdered-gunman-Mark-David-Chapman.html   My guess: ‘Is that gun... ...
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Roobaba
I'm a Celebrity hosts Ant and Dec call for 'no more politicians' on show - BBC News 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67606402

There has to be a better way.. a politician free... ...
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dustypuss
What! WOULD you like for christmas.  But what are you  probably going to get. 
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Ken4155
Silly Bill have really decided to give everyone a fiver this weekend - must be the season of goodwill to all punters. They have gone EVENS (ought to be 1/500!!!) that there are at least 2 shots on... ...
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barry1010
Apart from doorknobs, I can't remember the last time I twiddled a knob. Not like the old days, fiddling the vertical and horizontal knobs on the TV, searching for radio stations. None of my... ...
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Buenchico
Hi there, everyone!   Have you all finished wrapping the boring socks, the ‘I-wouldn’t-be-seen-dead-wearing-that’ sweaters and the 'far-too-fattening' chocolates yet? If not, get a move on! It’ll... ...
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naomi24
... ever.   You choose.   Watching 'Archie: the man who became Cary Grant' ... and wondered.  
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naomi24
.... and you had to choose one of the following to join you, which would you choose?   Snakes Cockroaches  Big Spiders or Rats?   Yes, I'm watching I'm a Celebrity.  
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nicebloke1
Trim the hairs off my chest, I've just pulled up the half zip on my fleece and trapped a bunch. :>(
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miser
Do you think England should have an official anthem other than the UK 'God Save The King'
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Rondy
My boss said to me: "Why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"
I said: "It's because I'm allergic to peanuts!" ___ Stupid driver next to me is putting on makeup!
I was so shocked I... ...
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nicebloke1
My homepage just came up with a Mirror headline, I did wonder who was going to come up with this first, year after year nonsense ( unless you know someone who beat them to it) Quote. Christmas... ...
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Rondy
I was going to cook a surprise Korean meal for the wife today.
But someone let the cat out of the bag! ___ Went to see a fortune teller last week and she told me a lot of money would be coming my... ...
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nailedit
And then off home in the morning.  Just wanted to thank everyone who's supported me this last week.   Couldn't reply to everyone individually so a collective thank you to you all. All been very much... ...
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Ken4155
Watched the first 6 (of 8) episodes of this Dublin based crime drama over the last two nights and have no problems wehatsoever in giving it the thumbs up to those who appear to have the same... ...
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Ken4155
To all those who are proud to be citizens of the Red Rose County😊
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Patsy33
Anyone watching this black comedy? We've watched 5 episodes so far. I think it's so good. Great writing and characters, like Daisy Haggard and Tchéky Karyo, just to name a few. Quite funny at times,... ...

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