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Stop Me If You've Heard This One

man comes home from work and says to his wife "I've just been told that the milkman has made love to every woman in this street bar one" Huh, said the wife, that'll be the snooty bitch in number 11....

phleb

Domestic Violence - What Shall I Do?

I have been helping my hubby all month with his property business, cleaning the most dirtiest houses for him. I cook and clean, take the kids to school, and then go to work every morning. I struggle...

mikesnook1

State Pensions 2013

do's anybody know how much the state pension will rise by this year? 2013

sunny-dave

Marcus Brigstocke

Just back from seeing his 'Brig Society' stand-up show at Warwick Arts Centre. Excellent night out - very funny (although possibly not for Daily Mail readers) and quick on his feet with responses to...

Baldric

Dog Has Ccd,

Not the best of days, it's just been confirmed that Eddy (Todays Avatar) is suffering from the Canine version of Alzheimers, we've been keeping a diary of strange behavior for a month or two, which...

BayBoy1

Idiots

So what is wrong with Idiot Duncan Smith? he wants to stop the Winter fuel allowance for ex pat pensioners, who have paid into the scheme all their working life, and now we have that prat Cable who...

albaqwerty

Hen And Stag Weekend

for Rowan and Red It's not too early to start is it? We'd better be clear headed for next weekend :-D Speakers not worky so I'll leave the music up to you....

mrs_overall

Ironing

I was gobsmacked today when a friend told me she irons socks & undies. Why? I do the bare minimum of ironing. What about the rest of you?...

EcclesCake

Your Most Self Indulgent Purchase?

For many years I had coveted my model of watch, I found myself with the disposable cash to invest and treated myself. It gives me pleasure every day and I love it, bit weird given it is an inanimate...

dfward

Dog.. To Spey Or Not To Spey

I have got a 6 yo whippet [ bitch ]. She only encounters neutered dogs and does not like doge trying anything on. She has not been spayed is it necessary or at nearly 7yo should she be left as nature...

MadMen

What Would You Do....

I was just sat here thinking, imagine if you walked out of your house, down the road, and came face to face with a bear! Is there anything you should or shouldn't do, when faced with a bear?...

Smowball

Logical Explanations??

Genuine ones, please. Woman finds cheap unknown mobile phone in hubby's inside pocket of suit. Never seen it before. Hubby has v expensive fone. Turns fone on - is in silent mode. All numbers/txts...

jd_1984

Is Frankie Boyle Funny??

Enhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/frankie-boyle-jokes-kate-middleton-1748045ter Further Question Details Here... I did chuckle at the gags quoted in this article, so what, I think its funny.... Is...

bazwillrun

Surely Not ?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21697205 Is this another joke after the epic fail of Englebert and his embarrassingly dire song ? A female Michael Bolton, she just screams and shouts with...

sarahmitz123

Cat Spraying

My 4 year old eunuch moggie has recently started spraying randomly ANYWHERE indoors. He's always been very clean & when I shout a warning (when catching him in the act) he leaves the scene of the...

mk1975

If I Buy Road Tax Tomorrow, Before 1St March, Will It Be For Less Than 6 Months?

hi, my husband has bought a car, needs to be taxed, he says that we should wait till 1st march so the road tax would be for 6 months, if we buy before 1st mach, we will be losing a month. i think it...

riptide

13 Year Old Jack Russell Update

I had my darling Ben put to sleep today. I am so upset and sad. I know in my heart it was the right thing to do as he had no quality of life and was so distressed, but miss him so much. He was always...

DTCwordfan

Owd - R.i.p.

I have just received a message from Mrs. Owd that Owd passed away peacefully and, as Mrs Owd, described it, sleepily, this afternoon in his hospice, his family all around him. Mrs Owd asked me to...

Swiper

What Are My Rights If A Dog Comes In My Garden?

What happens if a dog comes in my garden? 1) What if it does nothing but i'm worried that it is going to attack me, my kids or my other pets and i keep hold of it, would the owner of the dog be able...

susanxx

Use Of Railway Land

I recently moved house and the side of the garden is banked by the main railway line(London-Edinburgh). The grassy area is apparently railway land but it is allowed to be used by all the owners who...

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