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Are All You Animal Lovers Aware

just how your meat is slaughtered? Only Morrisons of the big supermarkets actually label their Halal meat - all the others supply it without labelling! Animals are stunned but then recover before...
09:48 Thu 08th May 20149 answers, last by Zeuhl 16:43 Mon 12th May 2014
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Pain In Knee

Recently I noticed when I kneel down I get a pain in my knee - at first I thought I was kneeling on a stone or piece of grit, but it has now happened in the bath where there were definitely no foreign...
22:00 Fri 02nd May 20147 answers, last by sakura33 07:52 Sat 03rd May 2014
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Golf Clubs

A man answered an ad for a set of left handed golf clubs. The seller said you must be a keen golfer, I only placed the ad ten minutes ago - what's your handicap? The buyer replied "I'm right handed"....
11:12 Wed 30th Apr 20141 answer, last by Svejk 11:23 Wed 30th Apr 2014
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My Nose Is Running

Well to be more precise, my right nostril is running! I can feel it leaking about half way up the nostril, then I sneeze violently several times. What could be causing this - I don't have a cold....
21:28 Sun 27th Apr 20149 answers, last by Sqad 09:34 Mon 28th Apr 2014
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Van Hire

Need to hire a van about Citroen Berlingo size for a round trip of about 800 miles. How many miles to the gallon does one do, and what sort of cost would that be in diesel at around £1.35 a litre?...
23:05 Fri 25th Apr 20143 answers, last by douglas9401 07:08 Sat 26th Apr 2014
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Lucy

Only saw the last minute of this - what happened to her? Do we know who did it?
22:48 Fri 18th Apr 20144 answers, last by islasmum 14:09 Sat 19th Apr 2014
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Anna And Phelan

Why didn't she leave a message for his wife to turn up at the hotel to prove what he was like? Thought that would have been obvious and she could have timed it so she didn't have to go through with...
21:16 Fri 11th Apr 20149 answers, last by Jomlett 21:58 Sat 12th Apr 2014
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Holby Wedding

Must have missed an episode - what happened to Bonnie who was supposed to marry Johnny? Potted version please!
13:00 Wed 09th Apr 20145 answers, last by beejaybee 08:02 Fri 11th Apr 2014
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Bt Email Address

I am with Talk Talk for my phone and broadband. I have a @btinternet.com email address. I keep getting emails telling me to sign up for BT to be able to keep my email address after 14th April - is...
09:35 Wed 09th Apr 201412 answers, last by SSSid 17:13 Wed 09th Apr 2014
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Doggy Tail

A man took his dog to the vet and asked him to cut off the dog's tail. "Why do you want to do that?" asked the vet. "His tail is perfectly healthy" "I know," said the man. "But my wife's Great-Aunt...
11:28 Mon 31st Mar 20145 answers, last by frugalfred 16:41 Mon 31st Mar 2014
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Featured Poll

This has been bugging me for weeks! Is it any surprise that the highest number of votes in the latest featured poll (do you consider your pets when buying a car?) is for 'No' - because they don't have...
11:44 Sun 30th Mar 20149 answers, last by lankeela 10:16 Mon 31st Mar 2014
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On A Promise...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a...
15:32 Sat 29th Mar 20148 answers, last by askyourgran 13:34 Sun 30th Mar 2014
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Caramel Shop

I mean, what's that all about - has there ever really been a 'caramel shop' as in the Werther's advert?...
00:12 Fri 28th Mar 20142 answers, last by choux 00:43 Fri 28th Mar 2014
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Two Mothers

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through...
00:03 Tue 25th Mar 20143 answers, last by ummmm 02:37 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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Chidren's Tv Programme

Asking for a friend: Do any of you remember a TV Production for kids from the 60's or 70's. It was about a spirit who lived in the garden sprayer?...
14:39 Mon 24th Mar 20141 answer, last by albaqwerty 14:47 Mon 24th Mar 2014
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The Musketeers

Well ladies, they've been well worth waiting for haven't they? Thought this week's was very phhhwwwwwaaaaaarrrrrr!
21:17 Tue 18th Mar 20145 answers, last by quizzywig 15:05 Wed 19th Mar 2014
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Crufts Winners Pampered Pooches?

This is Dan The Man the Samoyed who was Reserve Best In Show at Crufts - back to his everyday look!...
22:31 Fri 14th Mar 20145 answers, last by lankeela 21:05 Tue 18th Mar 2014
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The Golden Urinal

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so...
23:59 Wed 26th Feb 20147 answers, last by pixie373 18:12 Thu 27th Feb 2014
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Truth About 'designer Dogs'

At last someone has written a common sense article:...
10:50 Fri 21st Feb 20145 answers, last by jules77 07:41 Mon 24th Feb 2014
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Traffic Warden

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral a voice from the inside screams " I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out !" The vicar smiles , leans forward sucking air...
22:31 Thu 13th Feb 20144 answers, last by berniecuddles 16:39 Sat 15th Feb 2014

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