This was on my laptop when I bought it. Been fine till the last week or so, now I can't open any attachments people send unless they are in PDF and I can't even open most of my own saved documents...
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it...
Two nights ago my leg started to ache in bed, all down the outside from the thigh to the ankle. During the day yesterday it got worse, and by bedtime last night it was throbbing and I could not get...
When I turn on the nearside indicator in my transit it flashes normally but then starts to flash quicker and then reverts to flashing at the normal speed - I checked the bulb and that was ok then...
Sharing this as I have personal experience of someone's dog this happened to. "I've just had a call from a very distraught and heartbroken client. She was out walking her dog on his extending lead...
when this really brutal ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "Give me your number sexy." I replied "Have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "Yes" I replied "Well you better get back to...
Someone near me has got a chicken in their back garden - I kept hearing a strange noise today and then realised it was a chicken clucking. However its not almost 1 am and when I let the dogs out for a...
I keep seeing this phrase written as above, referring to people who have absolutely no interest in something. Surely it should be 'couldn't care less'?...
Poked down the plug hole and removed lots of grot - think it could have been a build up in the plastic pipe underneath from dog hairs etc. Anyway, as I poked with the end of a spoon it seemed to move...
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry... 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks. 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling...
please read this and ensure your vet knows about the dangers of MDR1 and giving them wormers or other drugs that could kill them - the most popular wormer Milbemax contains ivermectin which can be...
but read in a TV mag something about Declan finding a body and having to tell Katie - presumably this is Alex? Did he find it and if so what happened when he did?
If you get cashback from a supermarket, does it count as withdrawing cash or is it still possible to also withdraw the cash limit at a cash machine on the same day? Going away today and just realised...
Apart from getting a cow I wish we could have milk on tap like we do water, as the milk always seems to run out when you want a cup of tea! Now got to get dressed and go to Sainsbury's before I can...
