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Graham Dilley RIP

TThe unsung hero of Headingley 1981
12:55 Wed 05th Oct 201120 answers, last by carrust 12:21 Thu 06th Oct 2011
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Greg Hancock

Congratulations to Greg Hancock, World Speedway Champion for the second time, fourteen years after his first title. Has any sportsman gone longer than 14 years between World titles?
12:56 Mon 26th Sep 20114 answers, last by gollob 11:52 Fri 07th Oct 2011
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Horse racing winning distance

I notice that a horse today won a race by "a nose". I was under the impression that a "short head" was the shortest winning distance. When did they start using "nose" as...
17:52 Tue 26th Jul 20119 answers, last by gambit1963 23:49 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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An eight-year-old boy

goes into a shop and asks for a packet of Tampax. Asistant asks him if he is sure that is what he wants. "Yes" says the boy, "they are for my four-year-old brother"....
15:27 Thu 14th Jul 20111 answer, last by Avatar 15:47 Thu 14th Jul 2011
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FAO Stokemaverick

Thanks so much mate, I managed to have a little bit on your third and fourth tips yesterday and they both obliged. Because I work stupid times, I often miss your selections until after they've run,...
07:03 Fri 10th Jun 20115 answers, last by mrsmaveric 08:46 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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My wifes told me I needed a penis enlarger

so I got one................she is 21 years old, and her name is Lucy.
16:44 Wed 08th Jun 20113 answers, last by craft1948 21:20 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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Wayne Rooney

has used Coleen's pubic hair for his transplant. Apparently the operation has a higher success rate if transplanted from one ***t to another.
16:42 Wed 08th Jun 20116 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:26 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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Best US Sitcom?

I've never been a real lover of American sitcoms, but have recently been introduced to Modern Family. A well-written, well-acted show in my opinion. Anyone agree?...
17:12 Tue 10th May 201152 answers, last by milly143 12:26 Thu 19th May 2011
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What's the difference

between Henry Cooper and Osama Bin Laden? Henry could still stand after twelve rounds.
08:40 Thu 05th May 2011
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RIP Fred Titmus

I watched him towards the end of his long career. A great player, and a great man.
19:26 Wed 23rd Mar 20117 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 13:12 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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Corrie (again).........sorry

Has Liz been "botoxed" or something along those lines? Her face seems different, sort of puffier if that makes sense. Also, another Corrie classic................ Katie: "Ches, can we...
15:04 Fri 18th Mar 201122 answers, last by JMR27 20:04 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Someone pinched......

a pair of my wife's knickers from the washing line.....she'd be grateful if the thief would return the twenty-two clothes pegs.
12:01 Fri 11th Mar 20115 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:25 Fri 11th Mar 2011
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Corrie again...

In last night's episode, David Platt's slapper fiancee said she was unaware that David had been out with Tina. Didn't he have "Tina" tattooed on his arm a couple of years back? That might...
11:54 Fri 11th Mar 20114 answers, last by lynbrown 21:59 Sat 12th Mar 2011
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Astro Turf

Following on from mccfluff's question re astroturf: I went to Loftus Road to watch a QPR v Chelsea match in the early 1980's. Somebody had daubed a slogan on the pitch, and the match was played with...
18:40 Mon 07th Feb 20116 answers, last by Steve.5 18:45 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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I was in the chemist......

when I was approached by a young woman with a clipboard. "Excuse me, Sir", she said "could you tell me what you use for grooming?" You should have seen her face when I replied...
15:21 Thu 03rd Feb 20115 answers, last by sallabananas 15:23 Thu 03rd Feb 2011
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I found a woman's naked body in the bushes last night.........

When I reported it to the police, the copper asked "how did you find the body?" "Well", I replied, "The t!ts were OK, but the ar$e was a bit large!!"...
14:24 Fri 21st Jan 201124 answers, last by Groupie 11:42 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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Stars on football shirts.

Following on from a comment made by haggisdj on another thread (asking about the stars on Man City's badge), I wondered when the custom of placing these stars for trophies won started. I remember...
15:53 Thu 13th Jan 20113 answers, last by melissawhite032 07:27 Thu 10th May 2012
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Frank Lampard

Player of the decade.........Well done Fatboy.
15:45 Fri 24th Dec 20106 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 16:13 Fri 31st Dec 2010
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I saw a poor old lady slip over in the ice and snow today

Well, I'm guessing she was poor........she only had 86p in her purse.
14:52 Fri 24th Dec 20102 answers, last by zabado 19:52 Fri 24th Dec 2010

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