The older we get the wiser we become. We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at...
This woman, who made controversial comments about the Child Abuse scandals in Oldham, Rochdale and Rotherham has received a £134,000 payoff, only to be rehired on nearly £1,000 a day contract...
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've...
I know Foreign Aid has been discussed on this forum but this struck a cord with me because of my experience of visiting Skri Lanka 2 years after the tsunami and finding that the Aid sent this country...
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees £10 and a note in his > mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." > > Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and >...
In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department store: BARGAIN...
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT. 2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS...
Chukka Ammuna is standing for Labour Leader. He comes from a wealthy family, went to private school and lives in a Million pound house owned by the family trust fund based in Jersey (tax avoidance?)....
Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ) ------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo------------ A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a...
See the comments about the voting public as said by Polly Toynbee, Kevin Maguire, Neil Kinnock and Ken Livingstone. I am appalled they treat us with such contempt!!! Remember this in 2020!...
