Absolutely no way!!! As we get closer to the US election, we must remember that we cannot, under any circumstances, trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a simple job to...
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was...
We have had an Election leaflet from the local Labour candidate which contains a blatant lie and we can prove it. We had an unsatisfactory answer from the party Office in the nearby town but it...
Now the Elections are imminent. How about a dinner party menu STARTERS Ukippers on toast, marinated in Kentish Ale Leanne Wood-smoked Welsh rarebit FISH COURSE Scottish Sturgeon caviar. May break up...
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not...
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the...
Nicola Sturgeon was touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumped out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Nicola in her usual...
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously, "Is there a problem?" The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his...
