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gbh intent charge

my husband glassed someone and is now facing a gbh with intent charge,does this neccesseraily carry a prison sentence?

Yellow 24

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns...

marval

A family enter a large department store in a prodigious area of London. After browsing the store for several moments they purchase some goods and head for the large counter at the front of the store....

tublo

London Underground

I have to travel from Holborn to Paddington by tube, there are several routes that I could take but I wonder which would be the quickest please?

ELVIS68

Accents......

''What do we want?'' ''Northern Irish accents!'' ''When do we want them?'' ''NOIY!''...

DTCwordfan

Flying with EasyJet

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But...

tezdonna

royal mail

is it illegal to open someone elses post

zabado

Only a tenner.

A prostitute told me I could have sex for £10 as she didn't have a womb ! I asked her " how we would do it then" ? She said "Acwoss the woad against the wailings"....

Wrongn3mber

When you get to hell tell them "?" sent you

( I don't know which name is meant to be between the comas )Which film did this phrase originally come from?

WrightsPie

religious or atheist...

no matter which way you look at it, life is all a bit absurd. From a naturalistic point of view, this planet that we live on will one day be consumed by the sun and all life will cease to exist. So...

joggerjayne

Hole in my trainer

I was in the changing room, and I noticed that my trainer had a hole that I could get my finger in. Well, she made a complaint, and now they've banned me from the gym....

R1Geezer

Wimbledon....

Why do the organisers hate the Williams sisters? They are by far the most successful players there, yet they are on he outside courts most of the time!

anotheoldgit

Should Cameron heed this 'Skinheads' advise?

http://www.express.co...-We-must-quit-the-EU- My referral to this 'skinhead' is meant to be in no way an insult to Mr Steve Hilton, it is just to show that even persons in his position can be shaven...

sherminator

The definition of an Athiest

Hi guys can you help please? Waldo if you still come on here would love your take on this. Am on a site which claims that Athiesm is now a religion and whilst I know this to be not true, Someone such...

joko

audio ripper...whole episodes, films etc

i know you can rip audio from youtube files, but is there a way to rip whole episodes or even films from other sites? an episode on youtube is always broken up in around 10min chunks, and would like...

beso

Brand name opportunity languishing

73 Brand . . . Extra Virgin Olive Oil...

HarryFindlay

Joke.....

A Priest and a Hindu making toast, the Priest says "I can see an image of Jesus in my margarine!" The Hindu replies "I can't believe it's not Buddha."...

dave50

Racism

When did racism become such a toxic subject? If you think about it logically without getting all emotional and jumping up and down, what we are talking about here basically is not liking someone...

kryptic

jehovas witnesses

Had a couple of JW's at the door today. One of them, an elderly lady, called a few weeks ago and we had a 'friendly' discusion then about the origins of the universe etc. However, not been...

NoMercy

Are you insured for sex?

Are you insured for sex? Make sure you have the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Sex with your spouse - Legal and General. Sex on the phone - Direct Line. Sex with your partner - Standard...

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