Just heard that Barbara Streisand is doing a one off concert at the O2 London. What a fabulous oppertunity to see her and hear her Fab voice. Just one snag the price of a ticket is "£475" in these...
yesterday, how's that for a headline, in fact it was Robert Powell, sitting quietly with a woman, perhaps his wife, it seemed strange in a way to see someone famous on public transport. I saw Rory...
Famous Librans include Silvio Berlusconi, David Cameron, Margaret Thatcher and Simon Cowell. They are all very successful but don't you just hate them? Librans are the sign most likely to be concerned...
'Tis nearly the weekend and will be Easter before we know it. I hope your cupboards are stuff with chocolate and goodies and you haven't volunteered to work over the bank holidays like the daft prat...
I would like to thank each and every A/B'er for their kind wishes and thoughts, it is a comfort believe me. we have always been stout, our wedding invites[26years ago] read "Wed a Stout" and he was...
1] There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you. 2] Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. 3] That's a nice blouse. Can I talk you out of it? 4]If I could...
I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday
she said something with diamonds, and something that goes from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds, so I bought her a pack of cards and a set of bathroom scales...
By popular demand (not to mention the blackmail and threats of physical violence) I have been asked to use my considerable talents to provide AB horoscopes. I will be using the old Yorkshire methods...
Mrs Nessie Birthday today, can't tell you her age but it starts with a 4 and ends in a 9,
Your right ! 4,555,329 years old.
Away to nurse my injuries ?
Nessie :- (...
If you've been debating buying one.... Carphone Warehouse are selling them at the moment for £89, instore only, not online.
That's a £40 saving on the Amazon price of £129.....
I just bought one....
Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed 6 people in the backside recently.
They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern........
A recent survey found an unusual concentration of 200 dead crows near junction 28 on the M1, close to Alfreton, and there was concern that they may have died of the avian flu virus. A bird pathologist...
My darling daughter wrote this inside the card she sent me: My Mother Kept a Garden My mother kept a garden, a garden of the heart She planted all the good things that gave my life its start She...