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Diamond Ring

An elderley man walked into a jewellry store last Friday evening with a much younger beautiful girl by his side. he told the jeweller he was looking for a special diamond ring for his girlfriend, the...

slinky.kate

breakfast

i had lovely french toast,what did you have

LochNessMonster

What are you all doing today?

I am leaving shortly to go to the Moray Firth to swim with the bottlenose dolphins. Hope they will some quite close to me and the wife.

msemma

Venue Hire in Glasgow

I am looking for a venue to hire out in Glasgow. We would want to bring in own catering and have an on-site bar. A decent function room would do - somewhere central. Any suggestions? Looking for up to...

moonraker558

Shipwrecked.

Myself, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. We found ourselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, we got into the habit of going to the beach every evening...

EvianBaby

Megan Found

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19756698 Glad her parents can at least relax a little. Feel sorry for the teachers parents though....

cubic999

playstation 3 controller

how much should i look to sell if it for (used) with usb cable??

in a mo

Making List's Song's Dvd's is there a Programe

Hi is there a program that you could recommend ,that I could download which would allow me to ,make a running list ,preferably drop and drag,I need something to use daily so I know which episodes I...

mrs_overall

Finding Something on Facebook

A friend has told me that someone I know has died, but my friend can't remember who it is. She said a FB page has been set up in tribute. This might sound ridiculous, but is there any way I can find a...

Meg888

Songs used in funeral services

I'm not sure if I'm posting this in the right place but here goes. We need to provide two songs for a funeral service held in a church. The two songs in particular we've struggled to find in the usual...

JUNEGLENDON

LIONEL BLAIR TV SHOWS

Can anyone remember a TV show that used to be on at teatime on Sundays in the 1960's that featured Lionel Blair and 2 teams of dancers that competed against each other

maggiebee

Money, money money

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'This one's kind of...

Flyhalf

Going Up In The World

Jimmy left school at 14, unable to write, but made a great success of his market stall. He arranged with the bank to honour cheques signed "X X". Nearing retirement, he moved to a large...

joeluke

Funeral

It was my mother in law's funeral yesterday. When her coffin was lowered into the ground the vicar asked us all to throw something in that we wanted her to take the grave with her. It took my wife...

Jemisa

Some old some new...

Socially Unacceptable Humour.. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a...

windywillow

eBay help please.

Don't know what category this should be in, so apologies for putting it in CB. I've sold 3 magazines on eBay, listed as selling to UK only. Someone in Canada has bought all 3. I haven't checked on the...

maggiebee

Boom Boom

I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house. After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa. She looked at me and said, "Let's...

shortpaul

possible threat from bailiff

I owe the council a small (c£250) sum in unpaid council tax for last year.I want to pay the bill but obviously I've got problems! The council has now engaged bailiffs ("Rossendales")....

bednobs

ebay help AGAIN!

hiya, sorry but i need ebay help again! I have a listing that i started at £50 with a BIN price of £95. I think it will be popular because even £95 is a good price and i have 24...

Kerosene

Topless Kate Pics: Are We Being 'Denied'?

I will declare immediately that I do not buy so called raunchy magazines etc of naked young ladies, even if I do find the sight very attractive. Let's face it, there is an absolute frenzy throughout...

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