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Taking a cat to the vet -

Taking the cat to the vet is always a potentially dangerous adventure. This poor cat is getting its teeth done and will, hopefully, be happy with the results....

McMouse

London Cabbie

A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the...

Mick-Talbot

Who in your opinion is the most overrated artist ?

And why... Could be U2 ....... Why .... Even though I have seen U2 on a few occasions I think Bono has made far too much 'money to talent' ratio. They have a limited back catalogue considering how...

LochNessMonster

RIP Tony Nicklinson at peace at last.

Tony Nicklinson who has died at home it has been announced, hope his family get the chance to grief with the newspapers get their way. The courts hands were tied, so RIP Tony !...

LochNessMonster

Whats your favourite Pizza toppings ?

Its Pineapple and Sweetcorn for me. Nessie : - P...

eyethenkyew

Are Women Really This Fickle? aka ('La Donna E Mobile')

http://www.seecalenda....com/amateur_rights/# The Beeb has just announced that over 500 amateur companies have applied for a licence to stage the above show - 'Calendar Girls'. Does this prove once...

daniellestvn

Will hair transplants look like the real ones? Does it have any side effects?

Will hair transplants look like the real ones? Does it have any side effects? Is there any reliable hair restoration center/clinic in the Toronto for hair transplantation? And how much hair transplant...

Dodger666

The Best Of Men

Really enjoyed "The Best Of Men" last night on BBC2 which was based on the true story of Dr Ludwig Guttman, a neurologist and Jewish refugee from Germany who arrived in 1944 at Stoke...

yelenots

Tesco Direct!

I bought a microwave off Tesco Direct and collected it from my local shop last night.....it doesnt work - one of the push button switches is faulty. So, a couple of hours ago and packed it all up in...

babalicious

x box or playstation 3

which ia best for 7-8 yr old?

mata hati

"The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas"

Another fabulous production - what a good actor the boy who played the son of the German Officer, and how sad the ending

McMouse

Monday Morning

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"...

marval

Short

A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him. The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation...

Duncer

Calling the Samaratins

A lady rang the Samaratins in an emotional and highly distressed state. "Help me please, I'm desperate" she said to the person on the end of the line. "What is wrong madam?" asked...

NOX

What should be done with the people who hounded this man to death?

Poor chap was wrongly identified as being one of Jamie Bulger's killers and in despair killed himself. Since he was hounded via email amongst other things it ought not to be too difficult to track...

desktop

tdl force the forces song

anyone know where i can get this track from on cd

ELVIS68

Gold Post Boxes......

Anyone got one nearby yet? Drove past the one they did for Laura Trott earlier and there was a queue of people waiting to have their photo taken next to it....

kloofnek

GRUMPY OLD MEN

Is it true that the majority of men get grumpy with old age??

malagabob

Screen brightness.

The brightness on the screen of my laptop is very dim. I assume it might be some kind of power saving but i have not to my knowledge changed anything, But other members of my family borrow it...

ll_billym

Birthday

It's my Scouse nephews birthday tomorrow so as a surprise for him I've put £10 in his nans purse.

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