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I Am Sick Of You Lot

Yes I am! There are far too many posts moaning about the heat and the weather. Here I am in the wilds of North Yorkshire wrapped up in a thick dressing gown to keep warm. There is a permanent wind...

gordiescotland1

Toilet Humour Graffiti On Toilet Wall Made Me Laugh

I was in a toilet cubicle and on the wall was written : Some come here to *** and stink others come here to sit and think I come here to scratch my balls and write my poems on the walls I was roaring...

McMouse

Jock

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her!" So,...

berniecuddles

Courtroom Drama..!!!

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and...

Ric.ror

Louis Suarez

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

excelsior-1

Good Luck To Andy Murray

he will advance quite far at wimbledon this year if he follows in the footsteps of the england soccer team ......... avoiding the net as much as possible...

mata hati

Karcher Window Cleaner

Has anyone got a Karcher window cleaning kit? Just wondered if they are any good and if they are very heavy to use?

LochNessMonster

Will Britain Get Involved With The Trouble In Iran.

Think the answer, Will be posted on The White house website before we mere mortals will ever find out. What's your view ?...

EcclesCake

Rik Mayall's Funeral Today

May it be filled with tears of joy,laughter and find memories. Woof!...

berniecuddles

Roy Hodgson..!

ITV Reporter: "How far are England away from a good team?" Roy Hodgson: "About 4 hotels"...

Zacs-Master

Beach Boys Favourite Track?

Mine's BA BA BA BA BA Barbra Ann.....

maggiebee

Shoe Sizes

Can anyone help me out with shoe widths. Have been looking at sandals on-line and they are E, EE, EEE etc. How do I measure the width of my feet?

Ann

Happy Birthday Gness!

Gness who has a birthday today (thursday)? ;) Have a lovely day - lets chase the rain clouds away! x...

mikey4444

Amazon Have Sent Me Books I Didn't Order !

This is weird. Today I have received 2 copies of Alan Johnson's book " This Boy" from Amazon, in 2 separate packages. I did browse on Amazon the other day but I certainly didn't order anything. Even...

zoe76

Shoes For Standing All Day

Can anyone recommend some good footwear for standing all day? I was recommended crocs but looking at the website most shoes say 'casual wear'

willyboy

Looking At Upright Freezers

Possibly not the right forum, but can't think where else to post this. Am looking around for an upright freezer. I'm not worried about make and or cost as the specs themselves will speak! Have seen a...

Jordyboy9

The Hi Bees

The hibs are down beaten on penalties by hamilton accies Terry Butcher for the chop (pardon the pun) laugh at the jambos now will you?

bob561941

Aluminium Welding

Two legs on my aluminum outdoor table have broken. can they be welded ?

oneinam

Broken Tooth

Where is the best place to repair a chipped 33% front tooth?

chamois

Cannot Find Ni District

I'm trying to find a village, community or area in Northern Ireland called "The Diamonds Forth". I think the spelling of "Forth" is correct although it might be "Fourth". The only other clue I have is...

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