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Bbbananas
Our high street is plagued with them. I was approached 3 times yesterday by 3 different ones. They position themselves so you can hardly avoid them. Their training and tactics are so obvious; the...
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AlwaysConfused
I saw this earlier, it made me smile: I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy, When the sun shines outta your bum!?!...
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in a mo
Hi is there a program that you could recommend ,that I could download which would allow me to ,make a running list ,preferably drop and drag,I need something to use daily so I know which episodes I...
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maggiebee
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'This one's kind of...
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Jemisa
A man goes to hospital feeling really unwell.The Doctor performs some tests and says, "I am afraid you have a very rare and very contagious disease, we"re transferring you to a room where...
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handygran
Sorry also meant to say, we got a new hub a few weeks ago and he wondered if that may have anything to do with the problem.
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LochNessMonster
For all the Gers fans who will follow follow their new team in the third division. Please watch, Gazza is playing the flute ? Nessie LNM The Inverness Caley Fan....
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LochNessMonster
Whats your view folks. We change ours in Scotland after Dunblane so why can the USA not do the same. How many more must died by the hands of a nutter ?...
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LochNessMonster
I say good luck to the bloke, if its good for MP'S, MEP'S , Bankers, MOD Sportsmen/women and good old Ken Dodd its fine by me. Only wish I had the brains to figure the system out. Thought it a bit of...
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DrFilth
to claim for housing benefit on top of the £25,000 she already claims how can a person claim for disability if they can stand outside and walk around in the winter time selling the big issue do...
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LochNessMonster
My pal had a Border Collie dog which lived for 12 years, its name was D.I.Y. When he was asked by people why me called it D.I.Y, he explained as a puppy it was always doing odd jobs around the house ?...

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