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Genie Joke!

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife hacks her first shot right through a house window. The husband said "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to...

blueeyedlass

down to 4

marge, boo , burnhal and me is that all thats left??? no stamina the rest of you.

snapdharlich

I laid my heart out....

On the line. And no **** responded. I hope you all die, and just before you take your last breath, you realise what pricks you've been.....

whiffey

Time for Bed

said Zebedee. And with the world's largest spring shoved up your bum what else would you expect. Going to follow a good example, sleep well everybody, you load of certifiables.

forgetfultel

Joke - changed it so as not to be banned

Jack and Jill - A lesson on how NOT to conduct your wedding night.Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said, You'll like this one !!"When I got married to your mother...

Rubyrose

Dakota - Phil Collins

Apparently that story is true. Also my boyfriend pointed out that Eminem mentions it in his song 'Stan'. Stan Lyrics: "You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"about that guy who...

loudickson71

no SPEECH please no SPEECH

This is a miming thread. Limited to actions only. (in brackets) <opens door, smiling, to first poster>

ineedahobby

bad buys

Whats the most greusome thing in your cd collection?

Madison68

What's the age of the oldest virgin you know ?

I know a 32 year old man!

maddywaddy

Come on Madison

Let's chat man to wimp

darkstar

Good Morning

Are we all up and ready for the day

pixi

Byeeeee

Its pixi bedtime, have a good night everyone and I'll see you all tomorrow byeeeeeeeeee

Dakota

Why is it.....

That when I post a reply to a thread, I only spot the spelling error AFTER I have hit the submit button? And why is it that no matter how much I shout "No, stop!" to the 'puter it still submits...

ELVIS68

Liz MacDonald

Minger or Dinger Minger

Dakota

My Dilemma

OK, I need some advice (genuine). The job I am doing right now bores me ridgid (hence my excess use of CB!). I have seen on the job board today for another position within the Company that...

forgetfultel

dakota - Hi

daks - just got back from golf - wasn't scared off last night - it just got to CSI time. Missed your post this morning. It seems that last night got me in trouble with ed - I had 2...

dalelw

go on it'll save a life

how many ppl on here donate blood, ive been doing it for the last 4 years, once every 4 months it doesnt hurt al all, and one pint of your blood could save 5 ppls lives so its definitly worth it, plus...