He says he phoned me on my mobile yesterday and it was switched off, (in a accusatery voice) told him it was off becuse the battery died on way to work, but that I was here all last night on the...
Mine would be to be at home for 4 days to relax and enjoy seeing my Grandson on Christams Eve get excited about santa visiting and then be able to get up early Christmas morning feeling I have 3 days...
Do you mix a few cereals together for breakfast? I like Alpen and cornflakes or 2 Weetabix and Ready Brek. *Expecting HannahJo to advise me on a proper brekkie!* She's the CB answer to...
... to go, eleven more weeks to Santa, eleven more weeks till the BIG FAT MAN comes down your chimney and eats all your mince pies and drinks all your beer, Eleven more weeks to Santa!.......... ...
I went to a guys house on Friday, who I think is into me and when I got there he was wearing a cauliflower straped to his head, female underwear and a kilt tucked into silk boxers! ...
Disappeared successfully, then realised I had left new Tax Disc on desk. Sent text to PA to ask her to bring it down to the car, which she did. Spent a few minutes struggling to...
i hate when i'm getting money out of the cash machine and theres a que, and someones stand really close to me, so they could almost see my details, i always stand a good distance from the person...
Guys, gals, what are your views? For example, by day, you're lucky if I even manage mascara, but, depending on my mood, by night I have been known to get really glammed up. Always on the eyes though,...
So, who should be the next 007? I reckon it should be Colin Salmon, who has been in the last three movies. It's about time we had the first black Bond....