What can I do with a whole spare hour? Phoned my business partner a few times using my mobile to get him wound up when *some ba$tard* keeps hanging up - but bored of that now
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Flu and my Mum said it was contagious.""Well done, Roland"...
..when you did 'it' for the first time? I'm only asking because I want to find out how young ICEMAN was! I was a couple of months shy of my 18th birthday, by the way. Caught up since then, mind.
I'm in hysterics! My boyfriend has been waiting for his new phone to arrive for over a week now. Mine came on Friday so he is annoyed that his hasn't arrived. Everyday he comes home all excited saying...
Ok, so let's recap: Dan starts life as ihatenoooman, pretends to be a middle-aged woman whose husband has just left her, and accuses me and others of loving ourselves, hurting my feelings quite a lot....
Here' s a question for you all... How did your other half propose to you? Was it romantic, fairytale like, or was it a bit of a let down? My husband was naked in the shower when he informed me...
I am pretty offended at Dakotas comments on friday. If I was going to have an affair with this man then I would have done it by now. I just wanted to kopw what you would do in the same...
If you were to sit down for say 4 hours to watch telly and you could pick programmes to fill those hours - what would be your ideal watching for the night ?
Tomorrow is Monday and work must be done. It's a short while until bedtime. LET'S HAVE A PARTY!! Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,To...
I got my nipple pierced back in June. The guy who did it told me that if I got the bar it would heal relatively quickly, around 1 month, but if I got a hoop it would take around 2 months. I...