Those moaning minnies are back and I've disappeared with my laptop. Downside is that I'm sitting in a storeroom with my laptop! Honestly, I'm not a perv!!! Going to need a wee wee soon...
I took your advice and thought it best not to mention anything to mr s82 and see if he mellows to the idea, so last night I cooked a nice meal and put daughter to bed early and when he came home we...
Come on we all hate something about ourselves and I'm not talking about our big bottoms. Whats something you don't like about yourself? Not something physical though. Mine would be that I always think...
man goes to fancy dress party dressed only in a pair of y fronts, when asked what he was ment to be,he replied a premature ejaculatiun.. hows that he was asked..well i just came in my pants he...
Why are people so stupid. My housemate has taken the ONLY working lighter in the house to work with him and he isn't coming home tonight. Now I don't smoke, but the cooker ignition doesn't work...
I bl**dy love it on CB. You have all cheered me up so much this last two weeks. Sorry for whingeing sometimes. I'll be back to my sane, boring self soon I promise!!
Ok, those of you who helped me know twhat I went through to get back with Nikki, well things were going swimmingly the past few days and it looked like they were back on track. Now, however, she...
My most embarrassing time was when I was training to be an Olympic Lifter. My coach had me lift in front of 20 odd people to get used to being stared at. I was warmed up and ready for my...