There's a really pushy, forward woman who comes here as a Sales Rep, but she's all over me like a rash, and I hate it. She's all weird and sits too close and goes on about how I remind her of...
I have: Ring binders, filing to be done, telephone, carousel (full of pens, highlighters, tipp-ex, paperclips and loose change), my fluffy mobile phone holder, sellotape dispenser, stapler, laptop,...
In mine are the following:- Paperclips bent out of shape, 10 elastic bands, 4 x 10p pieces, ?5 note, Paul Weller CD, post it note with Dak's email address on it, calculator, hole punch, a baby tooth!,...
Who is in favour of being allowed to overtake those people in queues who refuse to move ahead when the person in front of them moves. We can do it with cars, so why not people? I notice...
When Dr. Gillian McKeith asks for a stool sample, I would love to see the look on her face if a really big guy produced an absolutely huge, thick, ten inch turd! It's such a shame that fat folk...
I just went to the Co-Op to get some brekky, and they have these little Smartie things, they look like tangerines but are supposed to be baby pumpkins, and inside they have Smarties! All of them...
i hate to say it, but your correct. Sometimes a good old barney is very liberating! or it could be something to do with the fact i'm a cranky bag today!
Staying with speaking voices - whose are your favourite female and male voices? And which voices do you hate hearing? My faves are:- Joanna Lumley and Peter Kay I hate listening to:- Ashley...
I'm enjoying this speaking voices thing. So, who is your sound-alike? Mine is probably Jo Whiley (only a teeny bit higher and a little more northern) What about you guys? PS: I'm choosing to believe...
Dakota, Smithy, Bel? Are you there? If not, anyone please send me something to take my mind off children who throw up like the exorcist. I'm going green myself! :-((
Assume you get a royal pasting like someone did today in CB, but you want to be accepted and liked (don't we all). You re-register as another new user and start again. Do you think it is possible to...
And another thing, with an attitude like that you are no bloody better than the rapists. Instead of wasting your time going into other peoples threads and slagging us off for having an...