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Ooops

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times...
14:30 Wed 23rd Nov 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:35 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Binge Watching

Just finished Series 8 of the Sandhamn Murders and loved it even if a bit far fetched at times. Need another binge watch for these dark nights - any suggestions? Have Netflix, BBC iplayer etc....
16:25 Tue 22nd Nov 20227 answers, last by emmie 04:42 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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Mercy Ships 'Just In Time' Closes 31St Jan.

Have come to a grinding halt with the last two. Help appreciated. 19. Dwarf's cheap part of the day (5,4) 38. Star face (7)...
14:44 Sun 20th Nov 20224 answers, last by maggiebee 14:51 Sun 20th Nov 2022
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Festival Of Remembrance

Does anyone know how the audience is chosen? Obviously the great and the good get first dibs but what about the rest?
22:40 Sat 12th Nov 20227 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:10 Sun 13th Nov 2022
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Chap

Chap at the door When I opened it there was a wummin standing there....
20:04 Sat 12th Nov 20227 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:35 Sat 12th Nov 2022
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Rip Leslie Phillips

Just heard that Leslie Phillips has died. Good age. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63557414...
13:59 Tue 08th Nov 20221 answer, last by goodgoalie 14:00 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Lightbulbs

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group? • 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. • 14 to share similar experiences of changing...
15:25 Wed 02nd Nov 20226 answers, last by tiggerblue10 14:36 Thu 03rd Nov 2022
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Smiles

Stealing someone's coffee if called mugging The other day I held the door open for a clown - it was a nice jester Pasteurize: Too far to see No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be...
12:27 Wed 02nd Nov 2022
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My Local News

It fills me with sadness and despair to post this link to my home city. I really don't know the answer (if indeed there is one) to this behaviour. Youths being blamed but I believe some "rioters" were...
13:46 Tue 01st Nov 202218 answers, last by chanel5 18:40 Tue 01st Nov 2022
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Shopping Help Needed

I'm on the lookout for an Asterix onesie - XXL size. Plenty of T shirts and sweatshirts around but can't for the life of me find a onesie. Any help with this much appreciated.
13:33 Tue 01st Nov 20224 answers, last by maggiebee 23:31 Tue 01st Nov 2022
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Brixton Shooting

Have just been reading about this dreadful incident. Gun crime seems to rise every year - is it really so easy to purchase firearms? Maybe the law needs tightening?...
14:24 Mon 31st Oct 202212 answers, last by desperatemeasure 11:33 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Welcome

Church notice.- certainly different THIS iS A BETTER TAKE ON ALL ARE WELCOME:- We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, widowed, gay, confused, filthy rich or dirt poor....
11:07 Mon 31st Oct 202211 answers, last by Barsel 11:55 Tue 01st Nov 2022
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Quote

A wise man said: Don't take revenge. The rotten fruits will fall by themselves....
14:13 Sun 30th Oct 20226 answers, last by maggiebee 17:51 Mon 31st Oct 2022
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Jerry Lee Lewis

Just heard that Jerry has died aged 87. The music will live on.
18:36 Fri 28th Oct 202223 answers, last by tonyav 23:52 Fri 28th Oct 2022
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Appointment

These days you can get a new PM quicker than an appointment to see your GP.
21:56 Wed 26th Oct 20225 answers, last by Canary42 22:06 Wed 26th Oct 2022
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Westminster

NOTICE This workplace requires no physical fitness programme. Everyone her gets enough exercise. 1. Jumping to conclusions 2. Flying off the handle 3. Letting their mouths run off 4. Kicking friends...
17:59 Tue 25th Oct 20227 answers, last by Iflal 13:24 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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Hard Work

I've resigned as secretary of our local Origami Society. Too Much paperwork....
14:11 Sat 22nd Oct 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:29 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Marriage

An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either....
14:10 Sat 15th Oct 20221 answer, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:32 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Date Night?

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I...
12:05 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Fairy

Fairy Washing Up Liquid One bottle lasts longer than three Conservative leaders...
11:03 Fri 14th Oct 20225 answers, last by maggiebee 13:31 Fri 14th Oct 2022