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Pam St Clement

Haven't watched Eastenders for years and years so had no idea this actress had left the show until I read this today. Good luck to her. "Pam St. Clement, the British actress best known for...
10:52 Wed 07th Mar 20125 answers, last by anneasquith 11:55 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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Reading Group

Thought about joining a reading group recently, but when I saw the reading list - War & Peace etc. I decided it wasn't for me - way too high brow? Today I received an e-mail from the group leader...
16:14 Tue 06th Mar 201217 answers, last by sunny-dave 19:21 Tue 06th Mar 2012
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Job Vacancies

Slow day so just been reading the Employment section in the local rag. Spanish cook required, must be able to cook. Tel........ Duh????...
14:48 Tue 06th Mar 20126 answers, last by parkdale 02:46 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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Another One Bites the Dust

Just saw a sparrowhawk take a pigeon from my garden. Poor pigeon didn't know what hit it and all that is left is a scattering of feathers. Cruel but a magnificent sight.
13:39 Mon 05th Mar 20128 answers, last by Cetti 18:32 Tue 06th Mar 2012
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ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the...
11:20 Mon 05th Mar 20128 answers, last by wildwood 07:42 Thu 08th Mar 2012
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Chris Isaak

Just been listening to Chris Isaak on Terry Wogan's Radio 2 show. What a wonderful voice the man has - how have I missed out on him all these years? Anyone have any recommendations to listen to?
12:46 Sun 04th Mar 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 14:09 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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Oh Dear - Feathers

Think I made a bit of a mistake this morning. Always think the bigger birds get all the food and the little ones, robins etc. miss out. So.... decided to thrown some food under the hedge. Just home...
17:31 Thu 01st Mar 20126 answers, last by icemaiden 22:51 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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RIP

I was so sorry to hear of the death of David Rathband, the PC blinded by gunman Raoul Moat. Obviously I don't know the circumstances but being blinded must have been so traumatic for an active police...
10:45 Thu 01st Mar 20128 answers, last by katdarn79 19:58 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU DIE !!!

Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle U.K. recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless. And so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is...
10:12 Wed 29th Feb 201220 answers, last by mamyalynne 23:22 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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I Like this Doctor (Japanese)

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually....
21:10 Tue 28th Feb 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 00:47 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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UP AND DOWN SEX

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go...
14:49 Fri 24th Feb 20124 answers, last by tenrec 18:23 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Horseracing

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No tanks, I've only got a small garden."...
14:43 Fri 24th Feb 20121 answer, last by heathfield 17:19 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Mystery Tour

A coach load of Irishmen on a mystery tour decided to run a sweepstake to guess where they were going..... The driver won £52! Going to have to apologise to a lot of Irish people lol....
14:41 Fri 24th Feb 20121 answer, last by marval 18:19 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Racing Snail

Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore. So he decided to take it's shell off to reduce it's weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made him more sluggish....
14:39 Fri 24th Feb 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:07 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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Dress Code

I have been invited to a friend's confirmation as a Priest in Malta. Not being a Roman Catholic and never having been inside a cathedral I am unsure of the appropriate dress code. The event is in mid...
20:14 Wed 22nd Feb 201213 answers, last by dasiagrayson 08:23 Wed 02nd May 2012
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NHS

Signed a petition and just got this from my MP. Dear Maggie, Thank you for taking the time to email me about the Health and Social Care Bill. I agree with you that this Bill is fundamentally flawed,...
16:23 Wed 22nd Feb 20123 answers, last by Sqad 17:47 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Ash Wednesday

So, you've all had your pancakes - what are you doing for Ash Wednesday?
14:57 Wed 22nd Feb 20124 answers, last by headwreck 16:29 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Hard of Hearing

An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for years. His doctor sent him to be fitted with the latest high-tech invisible hearing aids. When he went back to his doctor for a checkup, his...
14:17 Wed 22nd Feb 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:26 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Olympics

Do you feel that people are getting a bit sick of all the hype about the games in London? My daughter and her family bought tickets for two events but have decided they don't want to go. They have...
01:07 Wed 22nd Feb 20123 answers, last by andy-hughes 10:50 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Students

Written on student reports: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were...
23:28 Tue 21st Feb 20127 answers, last by zebo 20:01 Wed 22nd Feb 2012

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