Haven't watched Eastenders for years and years so had no idea this actress had left the show until I read this today. Good luck to her. "Pam St. Clement, the British actress best known for...
Thought about joining a reading group recently, but when I saw the reading list - War & Peace etc. I decided it wasn't for me - way too high brow? Today I received an e-mail from the group leader...
Just saw a sparrowhawk take a pigeon from my garden. Poor pigeon didn't know what hit it and all that is left is a scattering of feathers. Cruel but a magnificent sight.
An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the...
Just been listening to Chris Isaak on Terry Wogan's Radio 2 show. What a wonderful voice the man has - how have I missed out on him all these years? Anyone have any recommendations to listen to?
Think I made a bit of a mistake this morning. Always think the bigger birds get all the food and the little ones, robins etc. miss out. So.... decided to thrown some food under the hedge. Just home...
I was so sorry to hear of the death of David Rathband, the PC blinded by gunman Raoul Moat. Obviously I don't know the circumstances but being blinded must have been so traumatic for an active police...
Reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle U.K. recently: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless. And so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it is...
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually....
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go...
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy
next to him, "Do you want the winner
of the next race?"
Paddy replies
"No tanks, I've only got a small garden."...
A coach load of Irishmen on a mystery tour
decided to run a sweepstake to guess
where they were going.....
The driver won £52!
Going to have to apologise to a lot of Irish people lol....
Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore. So he decided to take it's shell off to reduce it's weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made him more sluggish....
I have been invited to a friend's confirmation as a Priest in Malta. Not being a Roman Catholic and never having been inside a cathedral I am unsure of the appropriate dress code. The event is in mid...
Signed a petition and just got this from my MP. Dear Maggie, Thank you for taking the time to email me about the Health and Social Care Bill. I agree with you that this Bill is fundamentally flawed,...
An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for years. His doctor sent him to be fitted with the latest high-tech invisible hearing aids. When he went back to his doctor for a checkup, his...
Do you feel that people are getting a bit sick of all the hype about the games in London? My daughter and her family bought tickets for two events but have decided they don't want to go. They have...
Written on student reports: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were...