I've just spotted a bird that's new to my garden. He has a black head, grey back and pink underside. Very beautiful but his "wife's" a lot duller. Any ideas so I could look it up?
'Y'know' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In St Andrews there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals, so much that when...
You only need 2 tools in life- WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an...
Alfie Boe concert at the SECC Glasgow last night was fabulous. What a showman - had the audience eating out of his hand. Highly recommended if he's appearing at a venue near to you.
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there....
Just heard on the news that a new tartan has been designed to welcome the two new pandas to Edinburgh Zoo. It's black and white with a touch of grey. Pass me the sick bag - don't think the pandas will...
COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION: LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck MEGA...
Can't believe it, just looked out and the garden is white. Hope this is not a taste of more to come, thought we were getting off lightly this winter...
Just heard that the Dalai Lama is coming to Dundee in June this year. Apparently has taken 6 years of negotiation to get him here so I'm going to try to get tickets to hear him. Chance in a lifetime I...
I want to re-tile my kitchen with mosaic type tiles. Already tiled with 6" square tiles. Would it be better to remove existing tiles, or can I put new tiles on top? Just want an easy life lol
Up in Yorkshire A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the...
The New Teacher Is a dove a doo Dad Is a doo a dove Is a cow a coo Dad A sparrow jist a spyug And is a wall a wa' Dad Is a dog a dug She's gonny warm ma ear Dad Instead o' skelp ma lug. Ma teacher's...