Did you know that God asked Noah to build a second ark? Shortly after finishing the first one God said to Noah, "I’d like you to build me another one. This time I want it to have lots of different...
TikTok video showing Kate and two of the Cambridge kids on an economy flight goes viral. What's this obsession with royalty? Does anyone really give a flying fig about how they fly or is this just a...
Not exactly news in the AB sense, but it's my news.Going to be a great-gran in January and I'm so excited. Need the stookie off my arm so I can get knitting....
Just started watching Series 3 last night - binge watched series 1 and 2. It's set in Denmark and is subtitled. Talk about political intrigue! Recommend it highly on BBC iplayer.
On the way to a scientific conference, Albert Einstein notices his driver that looks a bit like him, and says "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The...
Amol Rajan is taking over from Jeremy Paxman on University Challenge. (John Phillips/Getty Images for Advertising Week) Amol Rajan is taking over from Jeremy Paxman on University Challenge. (John...
Broke a bone in my lower arm yesterday. Came home with a cast and told to take paracetamol. Very uncomfortable but I can cope with that. My question is - is it normal for fingers to be swollen? Cast...
Pantry - The room where you keep your underwear. Pants - What underwear does on a long run up a steep hill. Parachute - A double-barrelled shotgun. Paradox - Two doctors. Pasteurise - Too far to see....
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunk with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered...
Good news for my mate from the hospital. He had a bang on the head and thought he was a Shetland Pony and lost his voice and could only say neigh, neigh. The doctors say his voice is coming back but...