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Did you know that God asked Noah to build a second ark? Shortly after finishing the first one God said to Noah, "I’d like you to build me another one. This time I want it to have lots of different...
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So, this Thursday we're going to clap for the energy companies instead of paying them...... The tories thought that was OK for the nurses....
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TikTok video showing Kate and two of the Cambridge kids on an economy flight goes viral. What's this obsession with royalty? Does anyone really give a flying fig about how they fly or is this just a...
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Peppermint Pattie "Do all fairy stories begin with Once upon a Time" Charlie Brown " No, many of them begin 'if I am elected, I promise.......'"...
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Not exactly news in the AB sense, but it's my news.Going to be a great-gran in January and I'm so excited. Need the stookie off my arm so I can get knitting....
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Just started watching Series 3 last night - binge watched series 1 and 2. It's set in Denmark and is subtitled. Talk about political intrigue! Recommend it highly on BBC iplayer.
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Liz Truss has been criticised for wasting energy because her lights are on but nobody's home.
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On the way to a scientific conference, Albert Einstein notices his driver that looks a bit like him, and says "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The...
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Good grief, what next? The lunatics have taken over the asylum....
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Word of the day is a reminder of 'ipsedixitism' (18th century): the assertion that something is 'fact' based on one person's opinion. Susie Dent...
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Amol Rajan is taking over from Jeremy Paxman on University Challenge. (John Phillips/Getty Images for Advertising Week) Amol Rajan is taking over from Jeremy Paxman on University Challenge. (John...
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Is this common knowledge? If so it passed me bye....
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Broke a bone in my lower arm yesterday. Came home with a cast and told to take paracetamol. Very uncomfortable but I can cope with that. My question is - is it normal for fingers to be swollen? Cast...
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"Never odd or even" spelled backwards Is still "Never odd or even"...
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Just read that Judith Durham has died aged 79. She had a beautiful voice and I loved the Seekers when I was young. RIP Judith, you brought joy to many
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Pantry - The room where you keep your underwear. Pants - What underwear does on a long run up a steep hill. Parachute - A double-barrelled shotgun. Paradox - Two doctors. Pasteurise - Too far to see....
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When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid she becomes a Def Leppard..........
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At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunk with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered...
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What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk? None - there is udder silence....
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Good news for my mate from the hospital. He had a bang on the head and thought he was a Shetland Pony and lost his voice and could only say neigh, neigh. The doctors say his voice is coming back but...