Donate SIGN UP

maggiebee

Avatar Image
maggiebee
Was listening to a chat show on the radio whilst driving home. Mostly about football with amusing stories thrown in. They were talking about stage shows and one said he had gone to see a... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
My friend George bought his wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. He couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days....
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Storm Babet is alive and well.  Can't remember the last time we had a storm like this.  Luckily I live on high ground and have never had a problem with flooding. //A Met Office warning for the... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Went to see the new Maggie Smith film this afternoon. It's called The Miracle Club and, much as I liked the cast, the storyline is poor.  No surprises, very predictable and not one I would... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Thanks so much for suggesting The Americans for my next binge watch.  Am just loving it.
Avatar Image
maggiebee
The man who invented the ballet dancers skirt was at a loss what to call it.  Then he put 2 and 2 together!
Avatar Image
maggiebee
I wrote a play about the weather, and I got 5 actors dressed as clouds for the rehearsal. On the opening night, 6 clouds turned up. It was overcast.
Avatar Image
maggiebee
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so *** if it's... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Went to see a wonderful film yesterday called typist artist pirate king.  The screening was part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival but will be on general release soon.   The film is a... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Just finished binge watching two series of "Crime".  Very dark but I loved it.  Any ideas for my next binge watch?
Avatar Image
maggiebee
WARNING This site requires no physical fitness programme, everyone around here gets plenty of exercise.   1. Jumping to conclusions 2.  Flying off the handle 3.Running their mouths 4. Kicking posters in... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Bought some Nice biscuits when I was out today.  Some people pronounce it "Nice" but I pronounce it "Nice".  How do you pronounce it?
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Watched the last episode of this four parter last night.  Seemed to fizzle out like a damp squib and I was really disappointed at the end.  Anyone else watch this?
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Well, starting next week, each day I am going to identify as a different type of bread Roll on Monday
Avatar Image
maggiebee
Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all. I'm really now upset with you For giving this distorted view. You show my hair is turning grey; It's just the way the shadows play. I know that... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
She hurried to the chemist to pick up the prescription. But as she got back to the car, she found her keys were locked inside. She found a rusty old coat hanger on the ground, looked at it and said... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
A friend showed me this Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. if you know the bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Caithness school test. Kids were asked... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
LETS LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
Avatar Image
maggiebee
This versatile comedian and impressionist died today aged 82. Apologies if this has already been posted.
Avatar Image
maggiebee
"Dad, who built the Suez Canal?" "I don't know son." "Dad. who discovered penicillin?" "I've no idea son." "Dad. what's the capital of Italy?" "I haven't a clue son." "Dad, you don't mind me asking...