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Stuck on last two and am now brain dead. Can you help? Thanks in advance. 12.  Might clean your flue 22.  Curl
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King Arthur heard that there was discontent in one of the far corners of his kingdom, so he sent two of his finest knights, Sir Galahad and Sir Lancelot to check it out. They completed their... ...
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I bought a wig for £1 today It was a small price toupee    
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As I was sitting around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.... ...
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Am I right in assuming that a TV licence is for BBC only?  If I don't watch BBC channels, BBCiplayer or listen to BBC radio stations then I do not have to buy a licence? I realise this would be... ...
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There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married. 10% of women think their ass is just as... ...
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What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
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Not had a rant for a while; sorry, but I need to vent!!!! I experienced the WORST customer service the other day at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure... ...
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Listened to this song today and it seemed quite appropriate in today's climate. Come you masters of war  You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build all the big bombs You... ...
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Got a couple to get.  Any help appreciated. Thanks 13. Last Olympic Games (5)  (may be overthinking this one!) 22.  Left over professor (6)  Could this be London?  
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Last night, my wife and her friends went to a Ladies Night Club: One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend... ...
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Was listening to a chat show on the radio whilst driving home. Mostly about football with amusing stories thrown in. They were talking about stage shows and one said he had gone to see a... ...
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My friend George bought his wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. He couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days....
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Storm Babet is alive and well.  Can't remember the last time we had a storm like this.  Luckily I live on high ground and have never had a problem with flooding. //A Met Office warning for the... ...
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Went to see the new Maggie Smith film this afternoon. It's called The Miracle Club and, much as I liked the cast, the storyline is poor.  No surprises, very predictable and not one I would... ...
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Thanks so much for suggesting The Americans for my next binge watch.  Am just loving it.
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The man who invented the ballet dancers skirt was at a loss what to call it.  Then he put 2 and 2 together!
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I wrote a play about the weather, and I got 5 actors dressed as clouds for the rehearsal. On the opening night, 6 clouds turned up. It was overcast.
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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so *** if it's... ...
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Went to see a wonderful film yesterday called typist artist pirate king.  The screening was part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival but will be on general release soon.   The film is a... ...

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