I love fresh veg every day. There are a few exceptions though. I have tried to eat broccoli as I know it's good for you, but I hate it, so that's a no no. I despise broad beans. I once threw up on the...
"Inspired" by a current thread ;) suggest some songs which mention things which can be bought in a supermarket. Let's see how many items can be in our trolley!...
When he was growing up little Johnny's father said "Never open the septic tank cover, its extremely dangerous, and you won't like what you see". But one day temptation got the better of Johnny and he...
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the...
Ok, so im in high school and ending my freshman year. Ive known this girl since elementary school and on. Recently, ive started noticing her ( not in a creepy way). Just suddle things like how she...
One day an elderly man decided that since he had never fathered any children that he would make a deposit to the local sperm bank. At the sperm bank a young doctor gave the man a jar and told him to...
Afew days after Christmas a policeman on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a boy on his shiny new bike. The copper says to the boy, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa...
A man lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down...
Many people of my generation (born 1940s) still refer to post-toilet activity as "pulling the chain" although these days it never involves such an action. E.g. Have you pulled the chain ? What other...
I really hate this advert - poor little gnomes - what have they done wrong? this is encouraging kids to destroy any they see! (I DO have a life! I just like gnomes although not to the extent that some...
Yet another commemoration - this time 70 years of the Atlantic campaign http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22434753 Given that WWII lasted about 5 years by the time you've commemorated a VE day anniversary...
Hi she always ask me if she can talk with her ex on my facebook and like her stuff on my facebook. but the other day i asked her if i can talk to me ex friend on her facebook. she said later. then i...
