If you were retired and your only child married and moved abroad then started to have children that you might only see perhaps twice a year, would you move there too?
In our cul-de-sac since last Wednesday. We had supplies so managed. I had hoped to get out tomorrow. The snow has been falling since 4pm so I can't see it happening. There is no one in the C-D-S young...
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there it was too late and the man had died. While consoling the wife one...
Slightly miffed as I cancelled an event tonight as this huge band of snow was supposed to be crossing from West to East of central UK reaching East Midlands 7pm. Where is it? Not a flake in sight! Has...
John says I have got piles,they are giving me hell. Bill says I used to have them but I got rid of them by rubbing tea leaves round my bottom. They meet two weeks later and John says I rubbed tea...
A construction worker Bill goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm really constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table." The construction worker leans over the...
Most of you know that my son's gf had a baby girl last year. She is now just over 9 months old and is showing no signs whatsoever of crawling, or even attempting to crawl. Even when put on her hands...
Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some bloke who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK! The wife's back on the warpath again. She...
Just watched Wednesday's episode of Pointless on the iplayer. Answering questions on the books of Philip Pullman they won £20,250. I have never read this author - what type of book does he write and...