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Christmas No 1

Let's keep X Factor off the No 1 and do something for a worthwhile cause. The best 99p you could spend this year. Happy Christmas and Justice for the 96....

Mooria

Preparing A Phesant

A friend of mine is tonight, bringing me a phesant, that was shot on Saturday. How long can i keep it before i have to pluck and gut it? TIAx...

excelsior-1

Your Favourite Carol?

mine is this one. usually i prefer the large church and college choirs singing it, however, i stumbled across this remarkable version whom-ever performs it, it will always move me....

BRIGHT SPARK

Hi there Mrs Bright Spark here Just wondering what type of Christmas Tree everyone has, what sort of dressing do you prefer, is it real or out of a box, is it plain or is it multi-coloured, when do...

joeluke

Priests Guilt

"Father Patrick!" I shouted to the elderly priest, "Father Patrick! It's good to see you again." "Hello Brian," he responded by taking my outstretched hand. "It's been a long time. I'm surprised you...

Celtigra3

Merry Christmas

Can I just wish everyone a happy Christmas and good New Year and also thank everyone who helped me either directly or indirectly with solutions during this past year

slinky.kate

Worst Xmas Present You Ever Received

years ago my sister asked what i wanted for xmas and i told her i could be doing with a soup pot,YES' she gave me her old one.

alfiealfie

Last One You Crossword

last one 24 down 4letters r-h- germany's largest urban aggomeration thanks in advance...

NoMercy

Happy Birthday, Triggs

You ol' devil, you. xx

dickythecook

Santa In The Nude!!

NUDE SANTA ----- Scroll down to see the nude Santa * * * * * * * * * * * * For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa ! Sometimes I just can't believe you!!!...

Caran

Badges

Last night I had 8, now I have 2, still lost original one.

marval

Three For The Price Of One

In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a £100 voucher for your next...

TWR

Good Morning

There has bee a lot of talk about the Nurse that committed suicide of late, on the News this morning, Nurse had written 3 Suicide letter's, one concerning the hospital! was there something else on...

Midnighter

Help Required With Local Christmas Quiz

I've been working my way through a local Christmas quiz for the last few days but am stuck with a few: 1. Wish, exactly one month before Christmas, this year. (4,2,6) 2. She insists on 'joke' gifts at...

beastmonkey

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

i watched this last night on film 4, it was quite good, although a little long. i really don't understand why benjamin left his wife and child, as although he tells his wife she can't look after both...

desktop

Where Can I Get Dressing Table Set With Flowers On Them From

now contractors pinched mine where can i get a nice cotton flowers set from

Maydup

Rip Kenneth Kendall

Our first newsreader to appear on TV - in 1955. And how I loved him in Treasure Hunt with his map and encyclopedia...

Richie88

Nativity Play Cancelled In Fear Of "offending" Muslims

just read in the news about a primary school cancelling their nativity play in case it offends the muslim students. Am I missing something here or this the most unbelievable thing I ever heard??...

maggiebee

Cracker Jokes

What is an ig? An igloo without a loo How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost. Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low...

ludwig

What's Your Favourite Punchline?

I just want the punchline, not the joke.

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