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Duncer
I watched it last night when I got home from the footie last night, and I couldn't believe what I was watching. An utterly vacuous creature called Chelsea, (from TOWIE I think), was exhibiting all the...
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kitty_123
26 down was present in court before a magistrate or judge...
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dotty.
Foyles War is coming back, we need good solid programmes that don't give ex-soap stars a short term career boost, we need solid stories, proper acting and some dishy blokes to look at that aren't...
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goodlife
Some people soon realized that if I was to please God, I would need to make some changes in my lifestyle. For example, I learned from the Bible in says at 1 Corinthians 6:9, 10: “Don’t you...
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islasmum
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9.58pm He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of...
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TWR
Now's the time to see money ( If any) getting spent, would you go deep into debt to give your child a good Xmas? are your older members of the family getting the same value items as the did last year?...
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KeepYourEyesPeel
Do you daydream about being popular?
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flobadob
We planted some sunflowers this year though only one really bloomed very well. But now that they have died off what should I do with the heads? Can the seeds be kept and planted again next year or...
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desktop
fed up we have had a busy annoying day and evening; mr desktop couldnt work as the car he droves broke down; so no work for him someone we know does cars was going up with mr desktop to se what was...
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Jemisa
For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to...
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RATTER15
Today I had some dreadful news, my mate Gav passed away! :-( He choked to death on an indigestion tablet. I just cant believe my Gav-is-gon!!...
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lady-janine
what are any of you looking forward to?
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marval
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene...
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Barmaid
Apart from your OH (before some wag says so!), what is the oldest thing you possess that you still get use out of?
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marval
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, "How am...
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flobadob
For not putting up a Christmas logo yet.
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BlueToffee
Eye test, dentist and renew bus pass, what a day I have to look forward to!
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Ann
He is going to be interviewed by Louise and Charlie on Breakfast TV (BBC1) at 9.05 today - that should be fun :))
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parkie
My brother is really gutted. His ex-wife died of cancer yesterday and he wants to go to the funeral to support his three sons. Although he doesn't think her new husband would object, her 97 year old...
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shooty
Went out shopping with the wife earlier and as we passed by Costa, They were offering a free coffee to anyone with a moustache in November - I said, 'You jammy cow' !

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