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albaqwerty
on here are recycled teenagers? or frequent 21-year-olds. I'm a recycled teen and have 21 x 2 plus a bit :-)...
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Jemisa
Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favourite 'fast food' when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon,...
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Jemisa
The Business Man An English businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, "George, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated." "And...
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sidkid
that someone telling me that "Jesus loves you" was a really nice thing to hear until I remembered that I was in a Mexican prison.....
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spellright
100a) Thin on the ground (6) S?A??E (sparse or scarce)??
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NoMercy
Hope you're all having a lovely lie in this morning. Have a super Saturday! x...
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RocW
I am completely beat on this! 33d He was enthralled, ordering last of the brands on TV. I have B?N?S?R?A?T. An answer with explanation, if possible, would be good. I would also be grateful if someone...
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thorb38
help required with the following 16d coordinator put drug inside dilapidated garrison (9) o?g?n?s?? 29aperson expanding on optical equipment(8) e?????w? 19d order articleabout amended list (7) any...
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Jemisa
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, flops down on the couch in front of the television, and calls his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer....
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joeluke
It's shocking what the press are saying about Freddie Star...... ......some of them are claiming he was a comedian...
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joeluke
I was asked at my job interview today at a call centre what qualities I had for the job. "I'm rude, arrogant, don't take any bullsh!t and have no interest in peoples problems" I said. I...
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fruitsalad
You when you started the menopause? On average the ladies I have spoken to started it at 51 I still have no signs of it and I'm 55 is this a good thing or not I wonder
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anotheoldgit
http://www.telegraph....ing-than-English.html According to this report they not only receive £1,600 more per head in state spending than English, but they also enjoy a range of benefits denied...
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Justice13
I was watching "Exposure" on itv1 about Banaz Mahmoud's so called "Honor killing" http://www.google.co....1534&biw=1366&bih=667 It was really sad. I've been battling mental illness...
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windywillow
Ads mostly get on my nerves but I love this one. Are there any adverts you actually like watching?...
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ronnietoon
does the first brand of cigarette you smoked feel the best? asking because i switched to baccy for economical reasons with the odd ten pack of cheap cigarettes here and there. ,then i got a pack...
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Eve
Sat here in a black wig with black lipstick and other makeup on and a load of sweeties and not a trick or treater in sight! Starving but don't dare eat yet after the effort to get my lips black! :)...
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eastern
How do you get an 80 year old woman to say the "F" word? Get another 80 year old woman to shout "bingo"...
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dotty.
to celebrate the day, a photo of Garth would be the most appropriate . thankyou
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erin-x
Is anyone else doing the shoebox appeal this year? I'm making one for a teenage girl but i'm kind of stuck on what else I can put in. I have all the basics but I wanted something a wee bit...

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