quick hello and goodbye..dad starting chemo today so may not get the chance to come here this week again...be good .hope to speak with you all soon ! xx♥
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching...
For Sale or Trade: Slightly Used Wife Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position. Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large....
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally...
Guy goes into bar on a Saturday afternoon... asks the bartender if he can show him a trick in exchange for a drink. Since it's slow, bartender agrees... Guy opens hs briefcase and takes out a small...
1. Whom Jesus came to save? 2. Ever he loves to bless? 3. I will see his face? The above lines are in the hymn - but I need the first line of each hymn. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks...
We all know how David Cameron fared in the David Letterman's impromptu questions about British history, now here is your chance to have a go and see how much you know. Now be honest, no cheating...
http://www.dailymail....es-sleep-aged-95.html Another great actor dies, and yet there are many including myself who thought he must have died years ago. Here was an actor who didn't actually become a...
He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor blimey trousers but that's mainly because he lives in a nursing home now ! Did / do you like your old man and if so why ? Or not !
Jimmy left school at 14, unable to write, but made a great success of his market stall. He arranged with the bank to honour cheques signed "X X". Nearing retirement, he moved to a large...
I have just blubbed my way through the ending of Carousel. It gets me every time, especially You'll Never Walk Alone at the graduation and is my favourite of the Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals....
Socially Unacceptable Humour.. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a...