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Kerosene
I will declare immediately that I do not buy so called raunchy magazines etc of naked young ladies, even if I do find the sight very attractive. Let's face it, there is an absolute frenzy throughout...
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quichetaylor
Oops sorry typo! 1a shd be GxxxLxMxT
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maggiebee
Filled one of my feeders yesterday with niger seed (up to the brim). All gone this morning. Large number of bluetits, coaltits, sparrows etc fighting for position. Lovely to watch so it's filled once...
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boxtops
While in the bath earlier today, and listening to Poetry Please, on the radio, this was recited http://en.wikipedia.o...ddocks'_Eyes#The_Poem I knew I knew it, but I'd forgotten it was by Lewis...
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maggiebee
A termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bar tender?" A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The highballs are on me." A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The...
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lcg
http://www.dailymail....O-sleep-anywhere.html...
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Gizmonster
....... anymore good palindromes ????
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hc4361
Am I the only that enjoys this sitcom?
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EvianBaby
Bit boring here today. In the week one of the bosses asked one of the lads to go to screw fix. Among the bits he needed he also asked him to get a glass hammer and a long weight. It didn't click with...
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bednobs
Is peanut butter sweet or savoury?
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DTCwordfan
Following a vague question in Quizzes as to our necky friends: A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says,...
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zabado
I was at a fancy dress party the other night when a big fat girl came over to me. She blushed and said " I really fancy you " "calm down " I replied " it's just a costume, I'm...
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hc4361
from a society and culture point of view? http://www.dailymail....neral-procession.html Dreadful that the girl has been murdered but I hate this sort of funeral....
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SpikeyBush
As they have had such a dreadful year so far it was such a joy to have over 40 butterflies in my rather modest back garden all day today. My shrubs and wildflowers were covered with them, they were...
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AB Editor
Afternoon. We've noticed it's got a bit "rough" in here recently. We'd like this section to be accessible to all without fear of being "ambushed" by members who simply disagree...
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carrust
I've got a badger digging up my allotment. Has anyone got any ideas how to deter it? BTW, I don't want to harm the badger in any way.
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Jemisa
Can I say Thanks to the Ed for giving 'Jokes' its own slot, A while back I asked if we could give it its own slot but it didm't happen it was doomed to stay behind 'Phrases & Sayings' for good....
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LochNessMonster
I was a singer and was performing the song "When I boy falls in love" when my better half came to see me with her girlfriends. Love at first sight we were dating 3 days later. Now 14 years...
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andy-hughes
It's reported that a magazine in France is to print photos of the Duchess of Cambridge sunbathing topless, while on holiday. I think the Duchless is a lovely young woman, but I have no special desire...
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wendilla
and save them up for the 10ps for a free bottle of pop http://i50.tinypic.com/jpaiz8.jpg...

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