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Jemisa

Divorce?...

Me and my wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph. She looks over at me and says, "I know we"ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." I say nothing but slowly...
00:01 Tue 28th Aug 20125 answers, last by maggiebee 17:11 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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ELVIS68

Can you help?......

****MISSING***** Lost cat, light brown fur, long thin tail. Last seen in the Essex area. Answers to 'Leo'...
20:57 Mon 27th Aug 201219 answers, last by ELVIS68 13:19 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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Duncer

If I've learned one thing this week

I now know that I'd much rather go to a pool party with Harry rather than Michael Barrymore.
09:29 Tue 28th Aug 20127 answers, last by sunny-dave 15:28 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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jd_1984

Childrens dummies

Obviously it is a very individual thing, but, how old were your children when you stopped them having a dummy? Ours has his for betimes only now (aged 3 and 2 months). But I have been told it can...
13:33 Mon 27th Aug 201217 answers, last by jkelly24 16:57 Fri 31st Aug 2012
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mikecork

MEN Cryptic

Clue: brutish man turns over thin plate (6), I only have the following to go on: -n---l Thanks in advance....
13:49 Mon 27th Aug 20127 answers, last by maggiebee 13:55 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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TWR

Good Morning

From a dull, wet, miserable N.W.Lancs, of course its a bank holiday.
10:14 Mon 27th Aug 201222 answers, last by tonyav 11:56 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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factor-fiction

Are the avatars working

I can't see any avatars on AB today. No-one else has mentioned it so it's probably a problem with my laptop rather than a general problem on AB. Can anyone see the avatars at present? Thanks...
10:54 Sun 26th Aug 201220 answers, last by Nibble 11:34 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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maggiebee

A Clean Sweep

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The...
11:02 Mon 27th Aug 201210 answers, last by marval 17:35 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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mrs_overall

Craft's Story

When Craft was born, her parents, Mr and Mrs Petulengro, had decided to name her Thumbelina. Then Mrs Petulengro was idly glancing through her medical notes the midwife had left on the bed when she...
08:43 Mon 27th Aug 201264 answers, last by sunny-dave 15:22 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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NoMercy

Sunday Lunch / Dinner Thread

We are having my homemade lasagna today, with a nice Mediterranean salad. What are all you gastronauts having?...
12:59 Sun 26th Aug 201249 answers, last by EcclesCake 20:06 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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pearlgem1

name for a car driver

name for a car driver
09:51 Sat 25th Aug 2012137 answers, last by factor30 10:49 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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Mick-Talbot

Who in your opinion is the most overrated artist ?

And why... Could be U2 ....... Why .... Even though I have seen U2 on a few occasions I think Bono has made far too much 'money to talent' ratio. They have a limited back catalogue considering how...
00:28 Wed 22nd Aug 201297 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 22:41 Sun 09th Sep 2012
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maggiebee

LOCAL FUNDRAISING QUIZ

Only one to get thanks to all you lovely quizzers on here. Answers are sports or games by sound or spelling (not necessarily olympics) 12. Does it mean frequenting low and doubtful places? Thanks in...
19:27 Fri 24th Aug 20124 answers, last by maggiebee 20:11 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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excelsior-1

'the best of men'

recorded it the other night -- watching it now. it is a gripping drama....
15:46 Thu 23rd Aug 201211 answers, last by Dee Sa 18:10 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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daftgrandad

BBC 7 days Quiz.

Just finished this(sorry cannot do links) First time ever 7 out of 7 correct ! Feel as though it has set me up for the weekend....
09:44 Fri 24th Aug 201210 answers, last by Gromit 11:15 Fri 23rd Aug 2019
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maggiebee

Tolerance

I have put this under Jokes as that is exactly what it is. It was passed on to me by a friend and is meant to be taken in a very lighthearted way. Please don't shoot the messenger - as I said, it is a...
12:45 Fri 24th Aug 201219 answers, last by Old_Geezer 14:37 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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marval

Thanks

John Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the...
18:54 Thu 23rd Aug 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 12:53 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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thenry

Rain Man

Now showing on ITV 3. Who is the greatest actor ever ?...
22:31 Wed 22nd Aug 201245 answers, last by picturepost 19:41 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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Mick-Talbot

Premiership footballer,Prince Harry and Anserbankers

So Harry has a naked party with naked women .......leave him alone, he is young and enjoying himself. Premiership footballer does the same ..... overpaid waste of space scumbag. er .........
09:54 Fri 24th Aug 201231 answers, last by humbersloop 17:22 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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marval

I Tripped

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said,...
20:23 Thu 23rd Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:57 Thu 23rd Aug 2012

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