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Chicken surprise..!

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of...

numnum

Charity Donations - where do you draw the line

I have nothing against giving to charity and do so a lot, but recently I've had a number of friends and family emailing asking for donations. I don't want to look stingy but its really getting...

chrissy847

Hip Replacement

Thought I would let you know I had my hip replacement Monday 30th April.Am doing very well virtually painfree so far!After exercises is another matther tho!. The hospital stress that you must not do...

charity-baker47

Local paper quick clues

I need some help please Irritation (9) ---h-n-s- (could be itchiness)? Sheriff's officer (8) --p-t--f VDU device (6) c-r---...

Ann

William & Kate - The first year

Just watched this super programme repeated form last week. What a great couple they are, no airs and graces, full of fun and so much in love. What a shame they are not next in line for being King and...

whiskeryron

Punographics

I can think of no good reason why I should have to suffer these on my own.......................... I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about...

trt

BGT, David Walliams.....

Isn't it time that he stops his boring camp innuendos about Simon Cowell and starts concentrating on the acts, its getting very tedious and not funny anymore?

Dinger2

Wearing of Braces...

I occasionaly wear braces to hold my trousers up as an alternative to a belt, My Mum is constantly slating me..like, 'you look like an old man in those', 'They're the opposite of cool', 'they are NOT...

rozia

this is so funny

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk...314194#ht_1431wt_1318 i think!...

Martinberger

crossword

REQUIRE TOO MUCH FROM OPEN TOOL IN AMERICA ?V?R??X...

sinderella

opinions please on comments by comedian

i was at a multi cultural event today and the comedian put a black sparkly cloth on his head and said" they wear these in Bradford to do the shopping".was it a racist comment , only one...

johner1947

Sunday Express Prize Crossword Sunday May 6th 2012

The ........, the countries of Europe and America

MissCommando

Not enjoying things you ought to . . .

I was inspired by this thread after reading it on another forum. So what things do you actually not enjoy that surprises most people? I don't really enjoy alcohol I think sex is overrated (I prefer...

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open. Welcome again, friends, old and older, mad and madder. What delights will this evening hold for us all ? Here's hoping for a new and delicious tailcock, a bit of assiduous...

weecalf

Just a yes or no unless

Do you believe man landed on the moon .Just yes or no .Unless you have proof either way .It been debated often Im sure .No conspiracy theory simply do you as an indivual believe man landed on the moon...

TWR

Was it expected?

The By-election results?

Tizzi24

Holidays

Anyone going anywhere nice this year? I'm off to Scotland again, seeing everything I missed the first time. Coming back through Northumberland and North Yorkshire.

marval

Einstein

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will...

zebo

Tax Returns

This was on Phrases, but seeing I've tried to take out the spaces and make it look better, thought I'd put it here too!!! A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file...

mrs_overall

Am I the Only Person on Here who doesn't watch soaps?

I can't believe how many posts there are on soaps

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