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Politics?...

Whether Conservative, Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am...

McMouse

Coloured Loo roll paper

For reasons I cannot fathom Mrs McM puts different coloured loo rolls by each toilet. I find the blue paper quite disconcerting, but I'm not sure why. Do any CBers have similar issues?

Ann

ISAs need advice on swapping ....

I have a mini cash ISA (is this different to an ordinary ISA?) at a local building society which pays rubbish interest. Lloyds TSB rang me this morning and offered advice on changing to them as I have...

wolf63

A trip to the vet

When I take my furry friends to the vet the vet comes out and calls the patients name when it is my appointment. I never thought anything of this until my friend took me up and laughed when the vet...

staffssue

Scottish independance and Union Flag

If Scots vote for independance, would the Union Flag have to be redesigned, removing their part?

Father-Ted

Sexual Discrimination

Which religion has the worst record for sexual discrimination?

Jemisa

The Helpline...

I know its an Oldie but it still makes me LOL. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. The HelpDesk employee...

TWR

Please don't get excited by this.

My wife has just received a booklet from the Pension Service, I quote, Age Addition, If you are 80 or over, you may be entitled to 25 PENCE a week age addition, paid with with your state Pension....

funnygirl

Anyone see Sam Cam standing next to Michelle Obama

In that awful blue dress!!!! What is the matter with her and her dress sense?? Michelle Obama looks like a million dollars. http://fashion.telegr...s-Michelle-Obama.html...

wolf63

The City of Perth

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...side-central-17365611 Some years back Perth was a city and then it was a town - now it is a city again. :-)...

Jemisa

The gunfighter...

A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the...

Groupie

While busy with his 'gloved' examination of a woman,

the gynecologist picks up the phone with his free hand, and just continues the examination. 'It's a study mate from university' he whispers to the woman and says to the guy on the phone: 'John, it's...

Steve.5

St Patrick`s Day is looming

Can you name a famous Irishman who has the first name of Patrick ?

Cockney_si

So there is a water shortage in the south....

But there are still bottles of water taking up a huge section of my local supermarket.

marval

Product Wording

NEW - Different color from previous design. ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. EXCLUSIVE - Imported product. UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition. FOOLPROOF...

bellazella

Good Actors From The Past

i always thought that Katherine Hepburn and Bette Davis were brilliant

EvianBaby

Wearing someone elses shoes

Is it only me that finds it a bit gross? I did a car boot on the weekend and sold a few pairs of shoes that I don't wear anymore but have in the past. A couple of them were shoes I wouldn't wear socks...

bellazella

Bad Actors From The Past

Acting has come a long way, but some of the film actors are really bad, one of them is the overrated John Wayne

TWR

Do you?

When replying to a post make an error in your spelling forget to use Spell check then get all the spelling police give you stick? & have you ever written a post knowing that you have made a...

escapologist

am i depressed??

i feel down all the time...i feel like a pest for ranting about this but id really appreciate your opinions as i dont know what to do. i cant remember the last time i was truly happy. maybe at about...

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