Have been invited to my cousins, daughters Christening.. does that make me an Auntie of some description.... and heads up re a quirky gift... thanks...
Onwards and Downwards Continues in February Looks like everyone is making a special effort at the start of the year after the indulgence over the holidays. Well done to everyone!!! With Valentine's...
Driving with my daughter she asked me, 'Can we eat sheep?'. Certain I hadn't heard the question correctly, I asked her to repeat it several times, which she did getting more irate each time, 'I know...
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"...
My wife found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could...
Had a phone call today from my Broadband and telephone supplier trying to flog me something for my mobile. How annoying is it when they say 'Hi, and how are you today?' I swear one of these days I...
And Why?
To sing, to dance, to play a musical instrument, to paint,
I would love to be able to sing to have the voice that makes people teary eyed with pleasure not agony...
Go make me a big big mug of baby tea in my tinkebell mug please.... Oh and a peice n raspberry jam aswell... Pleeeeease......im sitting here with a wee thundercloud above my head and this would really...
rate your general interaction with other ABers?
For example - tolerant, humorous, kindly, sharp, awkward, embarrassing, forgiving, helpful, OTT?
I do hope B00 is still on here, can't wait ;) x...
Okaaaay, very odd. Hubbie watching tv. Son comes in and also sits down, whilst txting on his mob. Conversation goes as follows: H: Who are you txting? S:Just mates. H:What mates? S: You wouldnt now...
Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. Ye kin fall about pished withoot...
Did anyone see the photos of Dawn French today in the newspaper? I didn't recognise her, she has lost loads of weight but in the photos shown today I actually think they made her look so much older,...
Just read in the local paper that some guy has been attacking students with knitting needles. Seven attacks so far.
A police spokesman thinks the attacker is working to a pattern....
I've been at a meeting tonight and just logged on to see how the discussion? about the ABer who asked a lot of quesions went. I see it has been removed-just wondered why.Does the Ed give a reason for...
