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SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a...

hippyhoppy

Christmas Present for a boyfriend...

subtle and in-expensive.. and something the wife won't notice.. Any suggestions greatfully recieved...

Bert

Vogue words

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that bands don't split up any more, marriages don't fall apart, nothing collapses? - everything IMPLODES! It's just ridiculous the way this word is now...

Slapshot

Pancake Problems

Brenda and Steve too their six year old boy Jake to the doctor, with some hesitation they explained that although the litle darling was in good health they were very concerned about his rather small...

missprim

What time would you lie in bed until

If you don't have to get up early for work, take the kids to school, walk the dog,let the cat out, or have an appointment somewhere, would you stay in bed and if so, what time would you crawl from...

firewatch

cleaning

what is the one room in the house kept cleaner and tidier then the rest?? ines a tie between the kitchen and bathroom. And when you have a big clean which room do you start on and whats your fav...

bednobs

brief encounter

just watching it on film 4 for the first time ever.. Sob.

Elderman

What is Christmas all about?

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bigbadmarty

Old joke heard last night

Santa is sat on the end of the bed pulling off his boxers . Mrs Claus enters and says " Leave the dogs alone , Rudolf will get jealous...."

shiznit

Old Mobile Recycling

Has anyone used one of those sites where you send your old mobile to for cash?. If so, what was your experience and did you feel you got the right amount for your old phone?

annadomino

I am a piggy

Just sat here and ate a can of green giant sweetcorn, cold ..... with a spoon .....

Androcles

Engagement Rings

A friend of mine is comtemplating "popping the question". He said to me that he had been told that the perceived wisdom is that he should spend about 25% of his annual income on the...

EDDIE51

Sexy Cucumbers ?

Muslim Women have been banned from eating or handling Cucumbers , according to this web site. http://www.foxnews.co...m-handling-cucumbers/...

jamesnan

What simple thing do you find annoying

I am always annoyed when there is something hanging on the back of a door, which means that the door does not open properly and you have to squeeze through. What do you find annoying?...

jd_here

GREAT NEWS!

Just tested all 4 sets of Christmas lights, and they ALL work!

shivvy

Malta . . .

Am thinking of taking a 5-7 day break to Malta in early January. I can and have of course googled some info on it but does anyone have any opinions/thoughts/comments about Malta? What to do, where to...

Halifaxmum

Eric & Ernie

Just watching one of their Christmas shows on Channel 5 - they really were darn good, weren't they!

Lambert-Butler

Bucket list....

What is on yours? I am fulfilling a few of mine next year

ladyalex

Mad over fifties Club

The Club is now Open Welcome once more to our evening of tailcocks, nibbles and conviviality. The weather is closing in but the fires have been banked up and all is cosy here in the clubhouse....

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