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AryomGrob

Raising money for Breakthrough Breast Cancer this Sunday 4th Sept 2011

On Sunday 4th September 2011 between 12.30pm and 3pm I am hoping to raise money for Breakthrough Breast Cancer. I can now no longer be cured as my breast cancer has returned and is now in my lymph...
14:15 Fri 02nd Sep 201131 answers, last by boxtops 22:54 Sun 04th Sep 2011
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starone

Blonde Bombshell

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was...
10:42 Fri 02nd Sep 20114 answers, last by SlackAlice 21:30 Fri 02nd Sep 2011
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ummmm

Do you believe....

In life after death? I miss Naomi on here, who was a devout Atheist. But she believed in some sort of spirit world. What do you believe?...
20:36 Thu 01st Sep 201185 answers, last by dunr 18:32 Tue 13th Dec 2011
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marval

misphrased excerpts from student science exam papers

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made...
19:26 Thu 01st Sep 20114 answers, last by ferlew 20:58 Mon 26th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Very brave man jokes...

- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's...
10:01 Thu 01st Sep 20115 answers, last by maggiebee 19:11 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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marval

Why English Teachers Are Important

Dear Thomas, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I...
11:05 Tue 30th Aug 201121 answers, last by vallaw 18:40 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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sidkid

Mum's Bible

Four brothers left home for University, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 80th birthday gifts they were able to...
13:41 Wed 31st Aug 20114 answers, last by brionon 10:37 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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daftgrandad

Eye Test

A Polish chap went to the opticians,for his first check up,since arriving in England. "I would like you to read the chart on the wall,starting from the top" Said the optician. "Read it...
08:54 Wed 31st Aug 20115 answers, last by marval 16:24 Wed 31st Aug 2011
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twiggy55

Blake Morrison "As if"

John Major said at the time of the Bulger case "We should understand less and condemn more". Morrison came to the opposite conclusion but what was the actual quote in the book about...
18:49 Mon 15th Aug 20111 answer, last by maggiebee 20:16 Wed 24th Aug 2011
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redhelen

BRB

Need to go to the loo! Just thought I would let you all know!...
18:37 Wed 24th Aug 201116 answers, last by maggiebee 19:50 Wed 24th Aug 2011
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Dee Sa

not quite right words

my ex MIL [ god rest her soul] used to come out with some eg :- I like evacuated[ evaporated] milk in my tea the doctor said my collies[colleagues] and me agreee ... i have vacated [ vacuumed] the...
08:11 Wed 24th Aug 201113 answers, last by annemollie 16:17 Wed 24th Aug 2011
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chopperz

ex christian

I joined this site a few days ago with the intention of posting a question re:holidays. However I didnt bother in the end and did a bit of research on the net instead. Tonight I thought that Id have a...
19:30 Sat 20th Aug 20116 answers, last by Motoko2501 09:33 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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moonraker558

Is Everyone Happy?

If not why?
13:58 Tue 23rd Aug 201133 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:22 Tue 23rd Aug 2011
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To-Ryscum

worst "all-round entertainers" ?

Over the years they"ve all had a dabble - We"ve had "entertaining" Gardeners,"jovial"Chefs,Decorators,Designers, Hairdressers,..... ..but for me,the current crop of...
10:55 Tue 23rd Aug 201137 answers, last by Zeuhl 18:28 Tue 23rd Aug 2011
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tillyh345

Most irritating celebs

who r yours mine r Kate Garraway, Frances Wilson(sky weatherman) and Carol Vorderman who thinks shes gods gift to men!
07:45 Tue 23rd Aug 201162 answers, last by joeluke 19:05 Tue 23rd Aug 2011
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Jemisa

London Olympics 2012!!!

London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A...
11:08 Tue 23rd Aug 201117 answers, last by Jemisa 22:57 Tue 23rd Aug 2011
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looobylooo

ah, i remember when...

just going back to quassias chuckle thread, where i mentioned how i remember looking through the noisy, crinkly pink brown, empty inlay of a chocolate box, at programmes on our black and white telly,...
15:31 Mon 22nd Aug 2011160 answers, last by looobylooo 20:56 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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marval

Too smart

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st...
21:38 Sun 21st Aug 20113 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:50 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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maggiebee

Big Issue Cryptic Crossword

1A Head Office record sheep on a 3-D image (8 letters) ?c???r?m...
19:01 Sun 21st Aug 20112 answers, last by maggiebee 19:10 Sun 21st Aug 2011
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keyholekatebaron

Terms of Endearment

In Yorks its LUV,in Staffs its me DUCK,in Devon its MAID or me ANSOME thats just for starters.I am just stirring you all up! Regards Kate xxx...
20:09 Fri 05th Aug 201119 answers, last by welshlibranr 22:58 Sat 20th Aug 2011

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