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Guess what?

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?"...

missprim

I'm trying to work out which year we got our first television set. All I know is that my Dad bought it because there was a special match when Manchester United were playing.Might have been a cup final...

mrsmaveric

i heard the theme tune to the old robinson crusoe series today and it made me wonder

what are your favourite tv series opening tunes??

missprim

What would you do?

My 80yr old neighbour called round earlier this evening with a parcel that was addressed to her that she hadn't ordered. The name of the catalogue company is Very and she has never even heard of them....

marval

Difference

A dog thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be Gods!" A cat thinks, "Hey, these...

enfable

What is the best exercise to cover 4 miles in?

If I was to cover 4 miles on a daily basis what would be the best exercise to cover it in? Time is not a factor so would be the best option be; a brisk walk, jogging, running or cycling or are there...

Jemisa

Whats the time Mr Wolf?...

A policeman aproached a car parked at a local beauty spot & tapped on the drivers windw... "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the...

rockyracoon

Em, Line Of Duty

Did you watch, what did you make if it?

magicmick

The T word

Saw a old friend today he had a large bump on his head, I said "what happened to you" he said "this chap started throwing words at him that began with the letter T" he went on to...

ronnietoon

what sentence will john terry get

if found guilty

cupid04

Abbey road.

On the album cover 'Abbey road' by The Beatles which Beatle reaches the other side of the road first?

magicmick

One for the lady's

Womans Poem He didn't like the casserole And didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were to hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew. I didn't...

DTCwordfan

Who came up with this term "Wang"?

and "wanger"? Is this AB language (and ought to be incorporated into the Apotheosic lexicon). or is it Urban Dictionary speak?...

lynbrown

Just how unlike real life is Corrie!

You wake up with suspected flu, call the doc, and within an hour, there he is at your door. If only!

marval

What am I?

This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches in length. It's function is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely and ready for instant action. It...

Steve.5

GO TO WORK ON AN EGG

According to the Daily Express today, people who eat an egg for breakfast are more likely to feel full up longer, compared to someone that has cereal, for breakfast, with the result being a slimming...

annie0000

Ooops!

I was in the SuperDry shop today trying to choose a wallet for my son. They had loads of different colours. Anyway, the guy from the counter asked me if I needed any help. i replied "yes, if you...

bibblebub

England on the up

http://www.guardian.c...and-rise-to-world-no4 England are now up to 4th place in the FIFA world rankings. 1 Spain 2 Germany 3 Uruguay 4 ENGLAND 5 Portugal 6 Italy 7Argentina 8 Holland 9 Croatia 10...

Duncer

Lou Macari

In several of yesterdays' papers the debate was raging about who was greatest team of all, the current Spain side or the 1970's Brazil team. I know Mick and I did this to death the other night, (when...

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