Does anyone know where I can find a good memory test? I'm a bit concerned about my memory and want to do a memory test, but I don't want to subscribe to something, or pay for it. Has anyone found a...
We're having a friends reunited reunion afterparty and we want to have a real cheese and cornfest theme regarding snacks, drinks and fancy dress. So far for drinks we have cinzano, martini,...
Onwards and Downwards Continues in February 2013 Hello all, Welcome to February, I hope that those of you who were on a strict post Christmas diet have had some great results, and relaxed just a...
I was working in tesco's last night when I bumped into the lady I'd just started dating.I was re-arranging the washing powder in aisle seven when she said 'Oi you told me you were a stunt pilot you...
Good morning, We've decided to offer everyone the chance to change their username, just once, to make it more appropriate. Why? Well, over the years we've had different rules at different times about...
Hello all, A very happy New year to all our Onwards and Downwards crew. I hope you all had a lovely time over Christmas and let yourselves have a treat now and then. I expect we shall gain a few more...
Please can anyone help and tell me which company use the following slogan on their delivery lorries
1. The Home of Family Value
2. You're following one of the best
3. Say yes to the best...
This is one of those controversial statements but I fully stand behind it. Women should not have children after 35! Some say, "Of course women can have children after 35!" They don't know what they...
I have mildew/mold on the wall behind my bed [outside wall] When I open the drawers under the bed the contents feel damp, more than just cold. The end of the mattress has the same cold/damp feel. My...
When I left home, my mum said, "Don't forget to write." I thought, "That's unlikely... It's a basic skill, isn't it?" I was in London today and jumped into a black cab. I said, "Waterloo, mate." He...
I've just taken up speed reading. Last night I did war and peace in 20 seconds. I know it's only 3 words but it's a start! I've just published a book on DIY. It's blank and comes with a free pen....
Fat woman in doctor's surgery complains "Doctor, I keep putting on weight".
Doctor " You have an overactive"........ (Woman interrupts him)....."thyroid?"
Doctor "No.....knife and fork"...
I would be grateful if you could take a look at the authors numbered 6, 9 and 10 at this site, http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/leisure/superbrain/ and see if you can recognise who they are. There...
I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side." It made me cross A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub....
Can someone please help, I apologise that it's a long question...First of all I can't access any messages, or send any. On all of the message options it says "message storage memory not ready", and...
Miranda Hart, a confirmed spinster in real life, but desperate for a partner in her comedy sketches, made me laugh when she said that she hated going to the cinema alone. She said that when she went...
What's the difference between an allergy and an intollerance/hypersensitivity? I read something about Icg and Ice (I think those were the terms used), but can someone give me a layman's explanation,...
can anyone recommend some ear plugs that can virtually silence snoring.? ive tried swimmers,flight and basic ear plugs with no joy as they,re not made to block out noise. thanks. ian...
