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imortallyone
My boyfriend had split from a horrible marriage about 8 months ago. One in which went on and off due to her cheating and the at each others throats fighting. The women now wants to leave her...
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Marijn
Could you please tell me the name of this flower; the greengrocer where I bought it, says it is Cinetti, but when I googled that, nothing came up. They are like two foot high purple daisies, with...
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Marijn
My son would like to know, how many times can you use the same disposable razor before you throw it away? For beard growth.
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joggerjayne
A man buys a Thai bride. On their wedding night, they lie in bed, and she is constantly stroking his willy. The man, happy that his bride is paying him so much attention, asks: Do you really like my...
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Madmonks
Abi had just moved to Glasgow from Israel in the 60's and moved into a tenement flat. He was feeling the cold so lit a coal fire which quickly set the chimney alight. The fire brigade arrived, having...
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rosesformoi
Why not just leave them? How can you have such little respect your wife/husband - a person you once claimed to be in love with, that you would go out and do something so immoral, without even a second...
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Marijn
Dear Clement Freud was my favourite "celebrity". He was very funny and sweet. When they announced that he'd died on the news, they didn't announce it with the dignity he deserved, and brushed over it...
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DOLLARMAN
What is the correct pronunciation:-- The yolk of an egg is white,? or The yolk of an egg are white ??
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chrisrob
My mum used to recite a version and there was a song made of it, but for those who've never heard of it, I present for your education, a version of The Cockney Alphabet: A for Horses B for Mutton C...
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what..the?
It was in the news today, a couple kept the ticket and claimed the prize to later be caught out and sent to court for theft. Your views
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Marijn
What is the danger of tin foil in a microwave?
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zzxxee
can anyone remember him??
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kaa
A man is driving down a road,needs to get to his destination.He gets to a fork in the road,doesn't know which way to go.Two men are at the fork of the road.One is a liar,the other tells the truth.What...
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Joy11
Now I know I will no doubt get slated for this but so what! I joined here late February and have taken in part in various posts, been criticised by plenty but that's ok! that's called debating an...
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molly-pot
Heey, Can You Tell Me Where On Earth Can You Buy Walkers New Flavours Please. Its driving me round the twist, mollie
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Marijn
What is the LP that Bob rescues in The Boat That Rocks?
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McMouse
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out...
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Steve.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bb2LKCk6m4 pure class
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NoMercy
by a Stand-up-comedian or comedic actor/ess? Mine: Peter Kay: "If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

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