Prince Philip looks out of the window on Christmas Eve.
He notices Santa with Rudolph.
"That is some reindeer' he says.
"Yes," replies The Queen. "Sixty four years is a long time."...
Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors. "I ain't had no fun in months." "Now, how should I correct this sentence?" She asked. "Get a new...
Paddy and Murphy walk into a pub. "How many should we have this time?" asks Paddy. "Remember last time we were in here we had four and we didn't finish the last one." Said Murphy. "Don't worry" says...
I wanted to buy a Christmas present for my partner.
I was online earlier and I logged onto Yorkshiremenswear.com.
All I got was a load of northern blokes effing and blinding....
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear? "She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband...
A Mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I...
This is in Japan where a lot of cats have been culled. So to highlight this you can share your train.
https://news.sky.com/video/cats-life-japans-moggies-go-mobile-11029224...
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears. Bump.... Bump... Bump.... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright...
A woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop, but she doesn't read Hebrew. She finally sees a shop with clocks and watches...
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge.
"I don't recognise this court!"
"Why?" asked the Judge.
"Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."...
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For...
