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Hot Wife

Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the...
19:40 Thu 26th Nov 20151 answer, last by maggiebee 00:17 Fri 27th Nov 2015
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Last

On my last week as an environmental health officer I shut down seventeen restaurants. I needed some closure....
13:54 Sun 22nd Nov 2015
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Why Didn't?

A young man's mother was now living in the big city and he didn't see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mum was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare...
16:28 Fri 20th Nov 20151 answer, last by janbee 06:02 Sat 21st Nov 2015
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Windows Live Mail

I have accidently deleted an e-mail, is there any way of retrieving it? It has gone from my deleted folder. This is in Windows Live Mail....
19:14 Thu 19th Nov 20155 answers, last by marval 19:30 Thu 19th Nov 2015
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To The Zoo

A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after...
16:51 Wed 18th Nov 20151 answer, last by janbee 07:31 Fri 20th Nov 2015
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Doctor Sqads Surgery

“Here,” says Dr,Sqad, handing the patient a urine specimen container. “The bathroom’s over there.” A few minutes later, the patient comes out of the bathroom. “Thanks,” he says,...
22:22 Mon 16th Nov 20151 answer, last by Marijn 22:07 Tue 17th Nov 2015
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Misunderstanding

"It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour" Stated the man charged with indecent exposure. "Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge. "Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar...
16:17 Sat 14th Nov 20153 answers, last by janbee 06:12 Mon 16th Nov 2015
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My Friend

My friend's bachelor lifestyle is getting boring. He only knows how to make Cup-a-Soup....
14:35 Sat 14th Nov 20151 answer, last by janbee 06:03 Mon 16th Nov 2015
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Smuggling

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?" asked the guard. "Sand," said the...
16:23 Fri 13th Nov 20152 answers, last by Shaglene 11:57 Wed 18th Nov 2015
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What?

What is a cloak? The mating call of a Chinese toad....
14:18 Fri 13th Nov 20155 answers, last by Svejk 12:04 Wed 18th Nov 2015
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny is sent to the store to buy nuts by his mum. On his way, he comes across a circus, the main attraction of which was a life-sized robot of King Kong. Little Johnny, obviously, forgets all...
17:35 Wed 11th Nov 20156 answers, last by maggiebee 12:01 Thu 12th Nov 2015
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I Went

I went to see my Grandma as a kid. And I told her. "Grandma, stop dressing up as a child."...
22:31 Tue 10th Nov 20154 answers, last by waterboatman 06:42 Thu 12th Nov 2015
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If My Body Were A Car - By An Old Man

If My Body Were a Car - by an Old Man If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my...
16:31 Mon 09th Nov 20157 answers, last by waterboatman 05:20 Tue 10th Nov 2015
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Oops

There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The...
15:14 Sun 08th Nov 2015
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Text

My partner texted me tonight. "Do you think you could pick up 8 pints of milk?" I texted back, "No, my hands are not that big"....
14:50 Sun 08th Nov 2015
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What?

What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy."...
16:09 Sat 07th Nov 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 09:22 Sun 08th Nov 2015
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Last Night

Last night I had a one night stand. It was my first and last night as a security guard....
21:57 Fri 06th Nov 20152 answers, last by maggiebee 15:05 Sat 07th Nov 2015
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I Can't

An old lady, used to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed...
17:32 Thu 05th Nov 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 14:42 Fri 06th Nov 2015
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One Night

One night I managed to make love for an hour and five minutes. It was when they put the clocks forward....
15:07 Thu 05th Nov 2015
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I Walked

I walked past a bin yesterday it said. "Blue fish only swim in shark infested waters in the winter snow." It was talking rubbish...
15:04 Thu 05th Nov 20152 answers, last by marval 15:53 Thu 05th Nov 2015

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