My friend is really depressed at the moment with his job working at the Fanta factory. I’ve been told he just stands at the end of the production line and doesn’t talk to anyone. I don’t know...
I have been looking for a christening present, for my great nephew. I have found all the usual things, but some of these make me wonder. They seem to be in the wrong category....
I couldn't believe it when my gang of bandits told me they had kidnapped Minnie Mouse. I thought they were taking the Mickey. Friends think I'm weird because I count a piece of furniture as my best...
I got fired from my job in the dairy factory. I kept getting in the whey. I had to choose what to play my guitar with the other night. I took my pick. I've just put the finishing touch to five...
An American, a Japanese and a Chinese man went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into...
A Guide to Understanding Your Cat Action Meaning Staring at the food dish = Feed Me Staring at the cupboard = Feed Me Licking the empty bowl = Feed Me Looking at you, taking two steps, looking at you...
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. "Tsk Tsk!" said the passerby to...
