I have just found out about The Gnome Liberation Front, they rescue garden gnomes and release them back to their natural habitat. Some of them end up here, a possible retirement home for Ed perhaps....
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and...
I took my son out camping for the first time and entrusted him to just pack the bare necessities.
Now we're stuck here for two days with nothing but honey and berries....
A young lady went to a local psychic. "Who would you like to contact, my dear?" The psychic asked. "My mother," she replied. "Wait there, I think I'm getting something. Yes, yes, she's here - your...
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee. First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! My darlings do be careful; his balls are...
Does this show the bond between pets and their humans?
This story made me smile.
http://news.sky.com/story/1427161/runaway-dog-visits-sick-owner-in-hospital...
I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!" I went to the museum and saw a Van Gogh painting. Underneath it said "Loaned anonymously." I went to the front desk and said,...
A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve the duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided...
These four classified ads appeared in a Local newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. MONDAY: For sale - SK Smith has a sewing machine...
I hate the way pillow and duvet salesmen talk down to you. I've just come back from a diving holiday in Egypt. It cost me an arm and a leg. I booked a flight the other day and the lady said, “What...
I walked into a pub and said to the barman, "Stella please mate." He said, "Are you 18?" I said, "No." He said, "I can't serve you then." As I walked out I thought to myself. "This is the fourth pub,...
I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning 'Do not use if seal is broken.' As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many...
