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McMouse

I know the feeling

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly,...
12:48 Tue 31st Mar 20092 answers, last by marval 16:17 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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McMouse

The Lady Sneezer

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man...
14:36 Tue 31st Mar 20091 answer, last by marval 16:15 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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keitra

joke

I don't understand the follwoing joke. Once upon a time a little elephant was walking in the jungle and he saw a mouse. The elephant was a little frightened and he began to walk backwards. He fell in...
10:54 Tue 31st Mar 20095 answers, last by Georgiesmum 08:44 Tue 24th May 2016
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McMouse

Travel tip

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read? Next time, just follow these simple instructions: And get ready to enjoy...
15:12 Mon 30th Mar 20098 answers, last by Nannyjill 20:45 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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zzxxee

whats the most rubbish joke in the world

over to you boom boom
17:12 Mon 30th Mar 200924 answers, last by carter69 18:54 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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McMouse

Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing...
14:35 Mon 30th Mar 20094 answers, last by marval 17:22 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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chrisrob

News from the wire:

An accumulator is feeling run down. It's quite shocking really: he used to be a bright spark until the powers that be charged him with battery and put him in a cell, despite putting up resistance. But...
09:43 Mon 30th Mar 20097 answers, last by chrisrob 09:00 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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bizzylizzy

Frost Free Freezer - any recommendations?

Hi everyone, I'm thinking of buying an upright frost free freezer. Does anyone have any recommendations or brands to avoid. I know you'll say how much do you want to spend .. so I would say I'm...
23:02 Sat 28th Mar 20093 answers, last by moonshadow 15:56 Sun 29th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Paying the Rent

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for ?500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...
12:32 Sun 29th Mar 20092 answers, last by carlton23 10:09 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Bridal Expectations

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled...
12:49 Sun 29th Mar 20093 answers, last by carlton23 10:06 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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marval

Another groan

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly madam", he...
11:45 Wed 25th Mar 200910 answers, last by marval 22:14 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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ailie

Google street view

how many cars with cameras do they have taking the street pictures? Did they film anything incriminating or bizzare or funny anywhere?
11:40 Sat 21st Mar 20094 answers, last by marval 20:01 Thu 26th Mar 2009
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DEN53

Adopting Babies

Just been reading that Madonna is to adopt another baby from Malawi - do you think these celebrities adopt out of the goodness of their heart or is it like buying a new handbag to them ?
17:03 Thu 26th Mar 200915 answers, last by flump1 20:48 Thu 26th Mar 2009
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Lynsy

What do you think of amy winehouse?

What do you think of Amy Winehouse? Do you think shes a complete mess and her life isnt too great? Or do you think shes amazing and beautiful and deserves supporting fans? What do u think?? x
16:53 Thu 26th Mar 200915 answers, last by monkeyeyes 13:08 Sun 29th Mar 2009
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chrisrob

The Rover's Return

had a dog's tail in a frame on the wall. I asked the landlord the story of the pub's name and why this artefact. Rover had been the pub dog and was tragically killed on the road. They rescued the tail...
09:13 Thu 26th Mar 20094 answers, last by Lynsy 17:09 Thu 26th Mar 2009
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richardjhoop

NEVER underestimate the intelligence of women

A man rings his wife at her work & says "Darling, my boss has just asked me to accompany him on a week's fishing trip along with several very important clients. It's a great opportunity for me to win...
18:45 Wed 25th Mar 20092 answers, last by marval 15:07 Thu 26th Mar 2009
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lindylou16

Ho Ho Ho

Dear Dierdre, I have never written to you before but i really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs: phone rings, if i answer the caller...
18:48 Wed 25th Mar 20096 answers, last by DEN53 17:20 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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McMouse

By way of apology

A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gives him a snide look and says "We don't serve your kind here!" and tosses him out the door. The piece of rope gets up, dusts himself...
11:52 Wed 25th Mar 20091 answer, last by marval 18:37 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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MWB

When I was 6 mths

pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy...
06:37 Fri 06th Mar 20091 answer, last by marval 12:05 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Groaning is permitted

John Hill, his wife and their 3 children travelled from their home in a small English town to go trecking in the African bush They were expected back after 14 days, but did not return. After 6 months...
11:37 Wed 25th Mar 20094 answers, last by chrisrob 12:57 Wed 25th Mar 2009

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